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    I'll change yer fuckin rate you derivative piece of shit
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    Y'all quickly replacing dudes for me

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    Quote Originally Posted by archibaldcrane View Post
    I laughed pretty hard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Salodin View Post
    Y'all quickly replacing dudes for me

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    Yes, your transformation into Florida Man is nearly complete.

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    I don't fuck dudes tho

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    Yet

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    Quote Originally Posted by archibaldcrane View Post
    Just had a surprise phone interview for a TLC medical show, should know if I got it in the next couple days. Would be the first real work I've had in about 16 months.
    nice meng, good luck

  8. #33468
    I would prefer not to.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Salodin View Post
    I don't fuck dudes tho

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    but women are dudes?

    you don’t fuck women? sounds p gay

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    Quote Originally Posted by carlweathers View Post
    Its absolutely insane how Gina tripled down on all these awful takes when this should have been crazy good for her career.
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    You should have talked some sense into your co-star
    My glorious wit continues unrecognized in the Mandalorian thread, biggest tragedy of 2021 thus far

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    Quote Originally Posted by archibaldcrane View Post
    Just had a surprise phone interview for a TLC medical show, should know if I got it in the next couple days. Would be the first real work I've had in about 16 months.
    Sex sent me to the ER?

  11. #33471
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dimmauk View Post
    Sex sent me to the ER?
    A new series, in the vein of *deep sigh* Dr. Pimple-Popper

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    Quote Originally Posted by archibaldcrane View Post
    A new series, in the vein of *deep sigh* Dr. Pimple-Popper
    Didn't you work on The Hills and predominantly bad reality TV anyway?

  13. #33473
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    Yeah I could edit attractive people and cool music video montage transitions to current MTV music on The Hills

    Or watch absolutely disgusting dermatology shit

    Same difference really

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    But you had to hear them talk and none of them were attractive after that. Pimple popping is so good and cathartic

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    Stay tuned for the next exciting episode of Dr. Earwax Eliminator.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zealot View Post
    Stay tuned for the next exciting episode of Dr. Earwax Eliminator.

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    Haha, gross.

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    https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMeLPS4gA/

    I'm going to start a class action lawsuit for the emotional trauma I endured watching this along with everyone else.

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    oh no

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    Here in the UK everyone uses partner like that. It threw me for a loop because my perception in the US was that it was coded for gay couples.