2019 NFL Week Spam: The New Thread

[Day]

wifes pupper prolly not making it through the year either, old buddy.. i'm never getting a dog again when these 2 pass, heart can't take it. think i'll get a couple ferrets

[Day]

speaking of ferrets

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/...et/4504312001/

[Salodin]

Y'all remember those amateur wrestlers whod go to random places and do a match. Funny as fuck. Well, they got signed by AEW! Good for them

https://twitter.com/l0rdadrean/statu...886973955?s=19

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[Mertron]

https://twitter.com/yessarahs/status...663803904?s=21

[Salodin]

https://twitter.com/yessarahs/status...663803904?s=21

I'm watching your link, and my fiance hears it and is like "OMG IS THAT THE BUNK BED VIDEO!"

Apparently hes gonna add fake rock climbing rocks/footholds to the side lol

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[Demosthenes]

https://twitter.com/yessarahs/status...663803904?s=21

[Xno Kappa]

https://twitter.com/yessarahs/status...663803904?s=21

Lost it at “room for my LEGO’s” lmao.

[Demosthenes]

I try not to be judgmental.

[Demosthenes]

Fuck it. Homie's living his best life. He just needs to get his own apartment so he can have an actual toy room.

[Demosthenes]

But then he's so fucking close to the ceiling fan. I know he's not gonna turn it on while in bed, bit still!

[Mertron]

im trying to figure out the “worst” part

a loft bed? ok if he lives in a small apartment or something fine, good use of space
computer underneath? again, good use of space, saves room for his “workout equipment”
legos? ok...people need hobbies i guess

but then

“i sleep in a sleeping bag so i don’t have to make the bed”
“here is my brown pillow because i like brown women”

[Day]

bro the bedframe is dope of course the dumb bitch is mad about that

[Mertron]

dude is one visit to an incel forum away from getting one of those life size waifu pillows

[Day]

rated worst to best about the room

brown pillow
sleeping bag
step ladder
legos
bedframe

[Day]

she look like her mattress probably been on the floor half her life anyways

[Mertron]

she look like her mattress probably been on the floor half her life anyways

[Mertron]

I'm watching your link, and my fiance hears it and is like "OMG IS THAT THE BUNK BED VIDEO!"

Apparently hes gonna add fake rock climbing rocks/footholds to the side lol

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did you tell your fiancé you don’t know what a hermit crab is yet or you waiting til after the paperwork is signed

[kuronosan]

I think my 19 year old cat is going to cross the rainbow bridge pretty soon. She rarely tries to even go in the kitty litter anymore. Had to move all her stuff to the same floor to help alleviate the stress of going up and down the stairs.

My cat is also 19, I feel this too with my fluff ball.

She's pretty much the same thing as a tiger.

[Anoat]

lol it hit hard because I be sleeping on a box spring and mattress with no frame

It’s the same bed I’ve had since I was 11 years old (although back then it had a frame, it’s broken in the years since)

Left it at my parents house when I moved to college. Grabbed it from them when I moved into my own place. Still using it.

I convince myself it’s fine now because my old dog can easily climb in and out with it being 2 feet off the ground. Maybe when she passes I’ll upgrade.

See I tied together the bad beds and dying pets theme of the last couple pages I’m pretty good

[Salodin]

did you tell your fiancé you don’t know what a hermit crab is yet or you waiting til after the paperwork is signed

IGNORE YOU

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