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  1. 2021-02-26 08:52 #33921
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    i got a massive bonus this year and the gubmint took almost half of it fucking CUNTS!
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    WHERES MY 2K OLD MAN
  3. 2021-02-26 10:06 #33923
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    AMEN
  5. 2021-02-26 10:28 #33925
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    https://twitter.com/timothywjohnson/...032835585?s=19
  6. 2021-02-26 10:35 #33926
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    I came very close to hitting a dude who was walking in a 4 lane road in a blind curve in the dark one morning

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  7. 2021-02-26 11:57 #33927
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    Quote Originally Posted by Day View Post
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    the House is at long last voting on it tonight and sending it to the Senate, could be signed into law next week and direct deposits hitting some point in March.
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    exact timing depends on how much the Senate fucks with it but that baby is almost definitely getting signed the next week or two
  9. 2021-02-26 12:01 #33929
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  10. 2021-02-26 12:15 #33930
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    Quote Originally Posted by archibaldcrane View Post
    https://twitter.com/timothywjohnson/...032835585?s=19
    Son and I got hit by an old guy on his phone day before yesterday. Spun the stroller around. Thankfully we're both physically ok. I get a bit of a panic whenever I get to an intersection with him now.
  11. 2021-02-26 13:07 #33931
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  12. 2021-02-26 13:09 #33932
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    lmfao
  13. 2021-02-26 13:18 #33933
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    Quote Originally Posted by Demosthenes View Post
    Son and I got hit by an old guy on his phone day before yesterday. Spun the stroller around. Thankfully we're both physically ok. I get a bit of a panic whenever I get to an intersection with him now.
    You posted this quoting the link made me wonder how you guys survived being hit by a car with nothing but the stroller turning around but lol I get it now

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    i was still confused until just now
  15. 2021-02-26 13:25 #33935
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    I am still confused
  16. 2021-02-26 13:27 #33936
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    well i though the guy on the phone was walking but guess that doesn't explain the fear of intersections
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    ask a republican?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Demosthenes View Post
    Son and I got hit by an old guy on his phone day before yesterday. Spun the stroller around. Thankfully we're both physically ok. I get a bit of a panic whenever I get to an intersection with him now.
    You let some old dude fucking hit you and your son and you didn't do anything? I bet he thinks his dad is a pussy.
  20. 2021-02-26 13:55 #33940
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    Quote Originally Posted by Day View Post
    well i though the guy on the phone was walking but guess that doesn't explain the fear of intersections
    Intersections are always hustlin and bustlin in cities

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