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  1. 2021-02-26 14:00 #33941
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    Quote Originally Posted by Day View Post
    well i though the guy on the phone was walking but guess that doesn't explain the fear of intersections
    He was in a tiny car. Came barrelling around corner to the intersection. The line to stop was before the intersection. He didn't stop at the line. Screeched, hit the front of the stroller.
  2. 2021-02-26 14:00 #33942
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dimmauk View Post
    You let some old dude fucking hit you and your son and you didn't do anything? I bet he thinks his dad is a pussy.
    I was too fucking busy pulling him out and making sure he was fucking ok.
  3. 2021-02-26 14:01 #33943
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    jesus christ
  4. 2021-02-26 14:01 #33944
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    The relief of knowing your kid is alright is immeasurable.
  5. 2021-02-26 14:02 #33945
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    He's brown, his kids are just assets.
  6. 2021-02-26 14:03 #33946
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    Quote Originally Posted by NynJa View Post
    He's brown, his kids are just assets.
    Eat shit.
  7. 2021-02-26 14:08 #33947
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    The amount of drivers I've seen not pay attention to pedestrians on a daily basis is insane. Hell, there's been a couple of times I've nearly gotten rear ended because someone is crossing the street and I'm waiting for them to get clear so I can turn and dumbass behind me doesn't understand why i'm stopped.
  8. 2021-02-26 14:08 #33948
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    Quote Originally Posted by Demosthenes View Post
    The relief of knowing your kid is alright is immeasurable.
    And after that I would’ve been blinded with pure rage. You’re a better man than I am for not killing the guy.
  9. 2021-02-26 14:17 #33949
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xno Kappa View Post
    And after that I would’ve been blinded with pure rage. You’re a better man than I am for not killing the guy.
    If things happened differently, maybe. I was too busy fussing over him. He started to do the pre-cry frown because he thought something was wrong based on how much I was checking over him. I didn't want him stressed and scared.
  10. 2021-02-26 14:19 #33950
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    I once picked up my bike and put it through a guy's windshield for the same shit.
  11. 2021-02-26 14:51 #33951
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    Quote Originally Posted by NynJa View Post
    He's brown, his kids are just assets.
    When you aren't racist you hate everyone equally
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xno Kappa View Post
    And after that I would’ve been blinded with pure rage. You’re a better man than I am for not killing the guy.
    Going to prison because I love my kid lol
  13. 2021-02-26 14:54 #33953
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  14. 2021-02-26 15:06 #33954
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    Quote Originally Posted by Demosthenes View Post
    He was in a tiny car. Came barrelling around corner to the intersection. The line to stop was before the intersection. He didn't stop at the line. Screeched, hit the front of the stroller.
    You should have thrown the tiny car out of the intersection after you checked on your boy. Glad yall are ok
  15. 2021-02-26 15:35 #33955
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    Quote Originally Posted by archibaldcrane View Post
    Going to prison because I love my kid lol
    You have to teach them young that they have to establish dominance amongst their fellow man.
  16. 2021-02-26 15:41 #33956
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    Quote Originally Posted by Demosthenes View Post
    Eat shit.
    You're black. I was talking about Dim.
  17. 2021-02-26 15:45 #33957
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    As someone who continues to hit pedestrians yall need to leave the road to cars, go walk around in a park or something nerds.
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    Quote Originally Posted by archibaldcrane View Post
    When you aren't racist you hate everyone equally
    The battle cry of every racist.
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    well what are the chances all of them are wrong
  20. 2021-02-26 16:09 #33960
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    Quote Originally Posted by archibaldcrane View Post
    When you aren't racist you hate everyone equally
    fuck off white trash.