2019 NFL Week Spam: The New Thread

[AoE]

Also Abella Anderson is the superior Abella.

[Krandor]

I wonder what Abella’s real voice sounds like. She always has that strained voice like she’s been out partying the night before lol

You can hear her talk in the All Gas No Brakes that was at the AVN Expo. Think that's the only time I've heard her voice outside of a porno.

[Melena]

Actually been thinking about doing that with my Great Grandmother. Woman worked in cotton fields and everything. Great Grandfather was a Tuskeegee airman. People think this history was so long ago when some of these people are straight up still alive.

I'd seriously do it. Especially if you have real young kids or thinking of having kids in the future.

About the only war story I remember from my Nana was when she and her friend finished their shift, got home and got to bed in the bomb shelter. Got up the next morning, realized they slept through their block being turned into a dirt lot.

[Andalusian girls]

my grandfather was 101st Airborne during WW2 and Korea and he had this old German helmet and i was like ey abuelito where'd u get that helmet and he was like, a dead German, and i was like oh say word

[Zealot]

my grandfather was 101st Airborne during WW2 and Korea and he had this old German helmet and i was like ey abuelito where'd u get that helmet and he was like, a dead German, and i was like oh say word

What he didn't tell you is he got the helmet in 1972.

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[Anoat]

No glorious war heroes in my family. Grandfather on my dad’s side was an alcoholic and the govt wouldn’t draft him. Granddad on my mom’s side was illiterate and the govt didn’t draft him because they said he’d be a liability if he couldn’t read or write.

[archibaldcrane]

My grandfather was a sailor on the battleship USS Arkansas, where he shelled the shore during the D-Day landing and then years later was off the coast of Japan when they surrendered.

The ship was finally destroyed in a nuclear bomb test at Bikini Atoll.

Quite the history.

[Rhyis.]

on my dads side my grandfather was a uk soldier and my grandmother was a uk courier. they met overseas, got married, came back home, had my dad, left for canadia 2 months after he was born to look for work

[Cail]

my dad's dad was in the air force, and died 10 years before I was born. That's about all I know about him

[Melena]

My grandfather on my dad's side was a procurement officer for the US Army, stationed in London, which is how my Nana and him met. After the war, she immigrated to the US where they got married. One of her first jobs, was lying about her experiences doing wiring/soddering and such for the war and was working out of the old TWA hangar at the Oakland Airport repairing planes.

Sadly my grandfather became a huge alcoholic. Passed the bar exam but never even practiced due to his drinking, so was pretty much a full time taxi driver. Nana was a waitress at night at a local 24 hour diner. She'd get home in the morning, get the kids (my dad, aunt, and uncle) up and out to school, do the laundry and housework, then sleep for a few hours before they returned from school, then get up, do dinner, then leave for work. Hell, a few years after my grandpa died, she went back into the work force as she was bored. If it wasn't for health issues, she would have been working in her 80's/90's, but she had to give up her drivers license. Even then she'd spend hours gardening at home. Her last stroke that forced us to have to move her to an assisted living home, she was actually still gardening. 93 years old.

[Cantih]

Also Abella Anderson is the superior Abella.

The Dickbreaker

[Zealot]

My mom's dad was at the Battle of Corregidor and also fought as a paratrooper against the Japanese. He once broke his leg during a jump and had to be sent to Hawaii to recuperate, after which time he went right back ro the front.

My dad's dad fought in Germany and raided one of Hitler's bases. The only war story I know from him is he was in Italy or France when they came under shell fire and they all ran for cover. When he came back out a civilian friend was leaned up against a tree and when he went to get him his head rolled off.

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[Melena]

I wish I was able to meet my best friend's grandfather. I know he broke several military codes, but he smuggled two japanese infantry katana's off of dead soldiers in WW2 and gifted them to my friend and his step brother. I'm sure he had some good stories to tell.

[Mertron]

grandfather and grandmother on my dads side were jews from lithuania, they escaped and fled to america in 1940 or 41

in America they both signed up for service (grandfather in army, grandmother was a nurse) and ended up back in europe

upon return to the US they bought a house and had 6 kids

stories I was not told as a kid and only found out within the last few years were my grandfather went to jail for a few years for embezzling money from whatever company he worked for here, and eventually had a side family that we discovered through ancestry.com and met a new aunt at a family reunion like two years ago

you know, the american dream and all that

[Mertron]

if that story isn’t fun enough, i think i mentioned before that on my moms side, we have a great great great great great (I forget how many greats) grandfather who got accused of being a warlock and had to flee Connecticut

[Mertron]

another story i was not told as a kid is one of my uncles killed a guy by dropping an air conditioner on his head

[Mertron]

and that’s why aunt so-and-so was married to that guy then “divorced for a few years” then got back together with him

[Andalusian girls]

classic Lithuanians

[Day]

i hope you have this sick liquid blue shirt

[Mertron]

is that because the first dream team played Lithuania in the gold medal game or something? I vaguely remember this

edit: was the semifinal