2019 NFL Week Spam: The New Thread

[archibaldcrane]

Jesus Christ
https://twitter.com/Anna_Giaritelli/...687878156?s=19

[Demosthenes]

Candy crush is to games what nascar is to sports.

Doesn't stop candy crush from being a videogame or nascar from being a sport.

[Andalusian girls]

Jesus Christ
https://twitter.com/Anna_Giaritelli/...687878156?s=19

tell me you're latino without telling me you're latino

[Mertron]

Jesus Christ
https://twitter.com/Anna_Giaritelli/...687878156?s=19

man i know

grammatical errors in news report headlines are the worst

[AoE]

Super tempted to book a trip to Tulum for a week just to get outta the U.S for a little.

[NynJa]

Doesn't stop candy crush from being a videogame or nascar from being a sport.

One thing I don't know why
It doesn't even matter how hard you try
Keep that in mind, I designed this rhyme
To explain in due time
All I know
Time is a valuable thing
Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings
Watch it count down to the end of the day
The clock ticks life away
It's so unreal
Didn't look out below
Watch the time go right out the window
Tryin' to hold on, did-didn't even know
I wasted it all just to watch you go
I kept everything inside and even though I tried
It all fell apart
What it meant to me will eventually
Be a memory of a time when I tried so hard
I tried so hard and got so far
But in the end it doesn't even matter
I had to fall to lose it all
But in the end it doesn't even matter
One thing, I don't know why
It doesn't even matter how hard you try
Keep that in mind, I designed this rhyme
To remind myself how I tried so hard
In spite of the way you were mockin' me
Acting like I was part of your property
Remembering all the times you fought with me
I'm surprised it got so far
Things aren't the way they were before
You wouldn't even recognize me anymore
Not that you knew me back then
But it all comes back to me in the end
You kept everything inside and even though I tried
It all fell apart
What it meant to me will eventually
Be a memory of a time when I tried so hard
I tried so hard and got so far
But in the end it doesn't even matter
I had to fall to lose it all
But in the end it doesn't even matter
I've put my trust in you
Pushed as far as I can go
For all this
There's only one thing you should know
I've put my trust in you
Pushed as far as I can go
For all this
There's only one thing you should know
I tried so hard and got so far
But in the end it doesn't even matter
I had to fall to lose it all
But in the end it doesn't even matter

[NynJa]

Let me guess, Pokemon Go is also a game.

Its a health tool disguised as a game meant to get fatties off their ass.

[Demosthenes]

One thing I don't know why
It doesn't even matter how hard you try
Keep that in mind, I designed this rhyme
To explain in due time
All I know
Time is a valuable thing
Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings
Watch it count down to the end of the day
The clock ticks life away
It's so unreal
Didn't look out below
Watch the time go right out the window
Tryin' to hold on, did-didn't even know
I wasted it all just to watch you go
I kept everything inside and even though I tried
It all fell apart
What it meant to me will eventually
Be a memory of a time when I tried so hard
I tried so hard and got so far
But in the end it doesn't even matter
I had to fall to lose it all
But in the end it doesn't even matter
One thing, I don't know why
It doesn't even matter how hard you try
Keep that in mind, I designed this rhyme
To remind myself how I tried so hard
In spite of the way you were mockin' me
Acting like I was part of your property
Remembering all the times you fought with me
I'm surprised it got so far
Things aren't the way they were before
You wouldn't even recognize me anymore
Not that you knew me back then
But it all comes back to me in the end
You kept everything inside and even though I tried
It all fell apart
What it meant to me will eventually
Be a memory of a time when I tried so hard
I tried so hard and got so far
But in the end it doesn't even matter
I had to fall to lose it all
But in the end it doesn't even matter
I've put my trust in you
Pushed as far as I can go
For all this
There's only one thing you should know
I've put my trust in you
Pushed as far as I can go
For all this
There's only one thing you should know
I tried so hard and got so far
But in the end it doesn't even matter
I had to fall to lose it all
But in the end it doesn't even matter

Tldr

[Demosthenes]

Let me guess, Pokemon Go is also a game.

Its a health tool disguised as a game meant to get fatties off their ass.

It's a videogame. I know it's surprising to you that something can be more than one thing.

[Anoat]

Let me guess, Pokemon Go is also a game.

Its a health tool disguised as a game meant to get fatties off their ass.

It worked, I been walking more than I ever did and meeting new people because of Pokémon Go. Even got a beej because of this game, it’s been great.

[Rhyis.]

did snorlax give it to you

[Anoat]

No but she did kinda resemble Snorlax

Don’t care got head

[Rhyis.]

fat chicks give great head

[NynJa]

I guess tinder is a game too.

[Day]

hardstuck bronze on tinder

[NynJa]

I keep running into bots that ruin my gameplay.

[NynJa]

They keep pushing their stupid pay2win, but I refuse to give in to such bullshit lootbox systems

[Rhyis.]

dont hate the player, hate the game

[Andalusian girls]

[Zealot]

Tinder is 100% a mobile game.

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