2019 NFL Week Spam: The New Thread

[Day]

He sounds like someone who had their vocal cords expanded by penis and lubricated with baby juice.

[NynJa]

You do what you gotta do to get ahead.

[AoE]

I had the opposite commute this morning. Dumb bitch in a mini doing 50 in a 55 in the left lane, matching the speed of the dude on her right. Traffic backed up behind them for literal miles with nobody in front of them.

EDIT: Should add it's a two lane parkway. Was stuck behind her for at least 15 minutes before the guy on the right sped up slightly and took my shot and passed them.

You were on the Taconic weren't you?

[Tokitoki]

You were on the Taconic weren't you?

Of course.

And after passing them most other people were doing at least 65 when possible.

[Tokitoki]

On a separate note, saw an article headline for most anticipated rock albums of 2020. The first one was Evanescense and I had to do a double take.

[AoE]

Lol I woulda honked at her the WHOLE time until she moved. Fuck all of that. If you're not flying through that parkway in the day time, you're either a bitch or you're old.

[BerenTebogo]

Of course.

And after passing them most other people were doing at least 65 when possible.

I would've just sat on my horn and her bumper after the first 2 minutes. honestly

[Anoat]

I created a Porn Hub account solely so I could login and upvote a guy who commented on a random video “I’m mad this isn’t Ariana Grande.”

[Fondue]

I created a Porn Hub account solely so I could login and upvote a guy who commented on a random video “I’m mad this isn’t Ariana Grande.”

sure buddy

[Rhyis.]

[Day]

https://twitter.com/PunishedGodKing/...04350046851072

[Melena]

On a separate note, saw an article headline for most anticipated rock albums of 2020. The first one was Evanescense and I had to do a double take.

Oh god, do you have a link for that, because I need a laugh. Guarantee In This Moment and Avatar won't be on there, and they both have albums coming out that I can't wait for.

[Tokitoki]

Oh god, do you have a link for that, because I need a laugh. Guarantee In This Moment and Avatar won't be on there, and they both have albums coming out that I can't wait for.

Most Anticipated Rock Albums Of 2020: Evanescence, Pearl Jam, The Killers And Green Day

[Tokitoki]

Lol I woulda honked at her the WHOLE time until she moved. Fuck all of that. If you're not flying through that parkway in the day time, you're either a bitch or you're old.

I would've just sat on my horn and her bumper after the first 2 minutes. honestly

I was three or four cars back so it wouldn't really help anything. When I saw the truck on the right speed up I shot out of the left lane, went around going way too fast, and cut her off.

[Melena]

Most Anticipated Rock Albums Of 2020: Evanescence, Pearl Jam, The Killers And Green Day

Bleh, haven't heard of half those bands. I knew Evenesceance was coming back, but was always kinda meh on them. I hate Pearl Jam outside of the Ten album. Greenday is fine, so long as this album doesn't get played to hell like American Idiot. And who the fuck is Tame Impala and The 1975. Never heard of either of them.

[Salodin]

I was three or four cars back so it wouldn't really help anything. When I saw the truck on the right speed up I shot out of the left lane, went around going way too fast, and cut her off.

While this sucks, theres also nothing like hitting the freeway right after that kind of jam, or an accident, where the front of it is just open and free highway for you to let loose on lol

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[Salodin]

I only have this problem cause I live in a developed country, but what a weird fucking week. Got the weekend off, worked monday, had tuesday/wednesday off (aka second weekend), and now worked a half day today and a full day tomorrow, followed by another weekend.

Idk if I prefer this, or the long weekend when the holiday lines up on the weekend. My body has no fucking clue what day it is but I'm enjoying it lmao

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[Tokitoki]

Bleh, haven't heard of half those bands. I knew Evenesceance was coming back, but was always kinda meh on them. I hate Pearl Jam outside of the Ten album. Greenday is fine, so long as this album doesn't get played to hell like American Idiot. And who the fuck is Tame Impala and The 1975. Never heard of either of them.

1975 is crap. Tame Impala is okay. There's a main dude with a backing band. He varies between various indie genres, but can mostly classify as indie psych rock.

[Tokitoki]

I only have this problem cause I live in a developed country, but what a weird fucking week. Got the weekend off, worked monday, had tuesday/wednesday off (aka second weekend), and now worked a half day today and a full day tomorrow, followed by another weekend.

Idk if I prefer this, or the long weekend when the holiday lines up on the weekend. My body has no fucking clue what day it is but I'm enjoying it lmao

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I kept thinking today was Monday, but it's Thursday and it's confusing me.

[Salodin]

I kept thinking today was Monday, but it's Thursday and it's confusing me.

Bruh all day yesterday I'm like boy I cant wait for those football games oh wait. I wonder who's playing at 4:30 today oh wait. Huh, wonder what the primetime game is, oh wait. Fml lol

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