2019 NFL Week Spam: The New Thread

[archibaldcrane]

fuck this dude has some good shit lol

https://twitter.com/AcEvAne/status/1208449610185936897

[Andalusian girls]

I can never tell what this reaction gif is supposed to mean lol

no one knows what it means

[Andalusian girls]

but it's provocative

[Andalusian girls]

gets the people going

[Rhyis.]

i'm glad someone went gorrilas

[Fondue]

Reee why the fuck does capital one take a month to produce 1099s I want to do my taxes already

First full year married and no idea if my withholding was set right or not

[Day]

>be me excited to give friend bottle of jameson for his bday
>tell his fiance we drinking that night
>she says they going on vacation next day she's not drinking
>having doubts about drinking now, but go anyways
>me him and another friend drink the whole bottle in half an hour
>his fiance been drinking mich ultras
>she gets aggressively playful and shoves him, he's wasted, does a spin and flip over front porch railing
>very injured
>yelling outside at 3am
>their 6 year old sleep down the hall
>he measures how far he "flew" -13ft 9in he keeps loudly repeating
>he goes down stairs, yelling to himself as loud as he can
>i'm feeling a bit shit for causing all this
>she goes to calm him down, he gets in her face and she lays him out cold again
>he really raging now
>i'm white girl wasted and drunk crying trying to call him down
>he rages until 6 am
>wake up next morning, vacation is cancelled
>he has massive bruise across his chest from railing, needs a cane to walk
>their daughter talking about "my mommy pushed my daddy down the stairs"
>still fighting 4 days later

mfw i caused irreparable and permanent damage to my best friends child and relationship on his birthday

[Tokitoki]

Why you wearing lipstick? Is there something you need to tell us?

[Day]

Why you wearing lipstick? Is there something you need to tell us?

[D44kpunk]

Sounds about right to me. See friends once every 3 months these days so all the drama has to happen at once instead of spread out over every weekend

[Tokitoki]

I don't know what it is, but my group of friends has very little drama. The worst thing that's happened recently was one of my college roommates getting divorced in June. A number of us didn't like his wife anyway, but she was apparently worse than we thought.

Other than that, the biggest drama is the people that live outside NYC not getting invited to things in NYC and vice versa. My wife also thinks we get invited to less things because of the baby, but whatever. We have a party, dinner, or gathering of some kind every three weeks or so.

[Tokitoki]

Is it weird I actually want one of these t-shirts?

https://store.na.square-enix-games.c...abob-us-size-m

[Roranora]

mfw i caused irreparable and permanent damage to my best friends child and relationship on his birthday

you gifted your friend the frugality of non-vacation

sounds like a p good friend to me

AND a bottle of Jameson?

you did well. let's put some spin on this right here and now

[Salodin]

TIL Day is an alcoholic and home wrecker

Is it weird I actually want one of these t-shirts?

https://store.na.square-enix-games.c...abob-us-size-m

I want one so bad but $28? Fuckkkk that

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[Tokitoki]

TIL Day is an alcoholic and home wreckerI want one so bad but $28? Fuckkkk that

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That's my thought process as well. $28 is a lot for a t-shirt. Can get 3 AGDQ t shirts for the same price (almost).

[Tokitoki]

Oh shit they're $14. Thought they were $10 for some reason. So I guess 2 shirts.

[Roranora]

mfw i caused irreparable and permanent damage to my best friends child and relationship on his birthday

also it sounds like some Mickey Ultras showed up and wrecked the place

[D44kpunk]

Yeah it's pretty weird. That shirt is straight trash

[Tokitoki]

Yeah it's pretty weird. That shirt is straight trash

Takes trash to know trash.


GOTEM

[D44kpunk]

Still makes the shirt trash tho