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  1. #4501
    Caesar Salad
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    Wtf is a finger check squat tho

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  2. #4502
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    Shit sounds like a JRPG move

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  3. #4503
    I like to eat food
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    I think it's pretty obvious.

  4. #4504
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    No tymon, explain

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  5. #4505
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    I'd rather stick a finger up my butthole than deal with that feeling of a tiny bit that just didn't come out properly for hours fuck that

  6. #4506
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    AG over here feeding girls coke to get them to stick their fingers up his butthole all I want is to be corn-free

  7. #4507
    Pied Piper of the Homos
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    Eat some vegetables and drink some water. My wordt.

  8. #4508
    I like to eat food
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    You know how you go to that public restroom every Tuesday night to find someone to stick their dick in your ass? It's kinda like that, but your own finger.

  9. #4509
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    Quote Originally Posted by Milkster View Post
    Eat some vegetables and drink some water. My wordt.
    I guarantee you I drink more water per day than anyone else on this forum

    I have crappy intestines badumtish

  10. #4510
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tokitoki View Post
    You know how you go to that public restroom every Tuesday night to find someone to stick their dick in your ass? It's kinda like that, but your own finger.
    who told you

  11. #4511
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tokitoki View Post
    You know how you go to that public restroom every Tuesday night to find someone to stick their dick in your ass? It's kinda like that, but your own finger.
    Tarage confirmed for finger check squatter

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  12. #4512

    Sweaty Dick Punching Enthusiast

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    anal fissures assassin strikes again

  13. #4513
    I would prefer not to.
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    let’s not go to bg, it is a silly place

  14. #4514

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    Quote Originally Posted by SathFenrir View Post
    AG over here feeding girls coke to get them to stick their fingers up his butthole all I want is to be corn-free
    I'm not a fingers guy but getting your ass ate is p chill can't lie

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    also usually they bring the coke

  16. #4516
    Duplicitous Jew with Political Aspirations
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    I was just reminded that Meghan Trainor was/is a thousand times worse than Lizzo with the fat acceptance thing because not only had songs about how what men REALLY want is fat chicks but also one about how she should be able to treat you like shit and still be a princess when Lizzo is over here not even asking for a commitment and still offering to help your career just a little.

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    Lizzo is bro

  18. #4518
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    brobese

  19. #4519
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    Quote Originally Posted by Salodin View Post
    Keep scrubbing until you can slip one finger knuckle deep into your asshole and nothing brown remains on your finger

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    This is funny because its true

  20. #4520
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dimmauk View Post
    This is funny because its true
    ...when you and your wife are swinging...

    Are you both swinging towards the men?

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