2019 NFL Week Spam: The New Thread

[Xno Kappa]

Que?

[Krandor]

I could be playing it right now over plane Wi-Fi.

Good luck with that

https://twitter.com/GenePark/status/...524802562?s=19

[Day]

dem politicians are farting on live TV absolutely disgusting smh

[Fiye]

dem politicians are farting on live TV absolutely disgusting smh

I'm hearing reports it was Chris Matthews.

https://twitter.com/user/status/1196596762145898496

[Fiye]

We're gonna spend more time on this mystery fart than the actual impeachment investigation for the next week and I'm here for it.

[Day]

It was clearly the congressman quit trying to cover for his nasty ass totally embarrassing

[NynJa]

Its really not a mystery, kinda obvious who did it.

Hint: its the guy who was talking, then stopped talking right at the toot.

[Day]

new mustang looks gay, ford is cancelled

[Xno Kappa]

lmao.

[Anoat]

Pretty accurate.

[Dimmauk]

Jon Snow's hottest sister was Sauna.

[Anoat]

Yooooo so this DWTS audience is fucking cut throat I have learned. In addition to the Sean Spicer stuff earlier. I guess James Van Der Beek was a contestant and he gave this gut punch of a speech about how his wife suffered a miscarriage on Friday and how he didn’t plan on dancing but from her hospital bed she demanded that he go dance. And you’d think this would earn him the sympathy votes. NOPE. Eliminated on the same night. God damn!

[Day]

when spicy was on i used to click that hashtag every monday night, you ain't lying, there are some folks out there that take that shit way too seriously, the fuckin rage at a dancing show/popularity contest is almost hard to believe lol

[Dimmauk]

when spicy was on i used to click that hashtag every monday night, you ain't lying, there are some folks out there that take that shit way too seriously, the fuckin rage at a dancing show/popularity contest is almost hard to believe lol

I think the appeal is the religious right wing can watch people dancing and not feel guilty. Also, low chance of catching the gay on that show?

I don't know, I've never watched this garbage show.

[D44kpunk]

Sometimes I think u try a tad too hard, but then I realize how u post defines your entire person

[BerenTebogo]

MA is changing the exit numbers to be mileage based and I am fucking OLD MAN YELLS AT CLOUD about it so god damn hard

I know like every exit number in eastern MA and I'm not taking the fact that this information is being rendered even more useless very well

[Anoat]

They did that in Florida a number of years ago. They gave us a grace period I think of three years where all the signage on the highways included the new number and then a smaller sign attached to it saying the old number. It helped.

[Dimmauk]

Sometimes I think u try a tad too hard, but then I realize how u post defines your entire person

I came in 2nd place in the wittiest person voting in high school. Does that help?

[NynJa]

That was for whitest person, not wittiest.

[Xno Kappa]

It’s one of those days where everyone is extra fucking retarded and I’m struggling to contain my rage.