2019 NFL Week Spam: The New Thread

[archibaldcrane]

when the time comes to defend your family from a pack of coyotes you'll wish you had an ar15 with a 200 round drum mag and bump stock

30 to 50 feral coyotes?

[Fondue]

happens every day

[D44kpunk]

You have an $80k car that gives you constant problems? That sucks man.

precisely.

first, the car smelled like gas for like the first 10k miles. idk if this is common with new cars but its all over the alfa forums of people bitching about it. dude told me "tough luck" when i called them.
second, the auto stop/start button is infurating tbh, this is minor but it doesn't start quickly when you let off the brake and you have to press the button every god damn time you turn off the car, i know other cars do this too but it drives me nuts
thirdly, the center cluster screen has always been wonky and they've tried to fix it twice without fixing any parts, my guess is it just came on while they had it and they told me they fixed it. it's out completely currently so odometer/speed/temp/etc on center screen is not viewable.
fourth, their service is balls, they told me i had free oil changes so i took it in to get serviced then the dealer calls me a month later saying he made a mistake and that they need to charge me money. it's like what the fuck dude you made the mistake and this was supposed to be free.
fifth, the dealer near me "shut down" so now i have to drive to omaha(2hrs) to get it worked on, yet the dealer 5mins away is still sending me promotional emails

there's more but i'm tired of typing

[D44kpunk]

Shoulda bought a tesla

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a new model S is well over 90k, into 100s if you want the auto driving and i got a good deal on this car when i got it

[D44kpunk]

plus when i bought tesla very much looked like a sinking ship tbh

[Salodin]

Dont buy a model S? The upgraded model 3s are pretty luxurious in their own right.

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[D44kpunk]

model 3 looks like shit

[Salodin]

model 3 looks like shit

https://youtu.be/yQZSOtzWuyQ

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[D44kpunk]

hey man, it's a great car for the price. it just doesn't do it for me aesthetically

[D44kpunk]

different strokes for different folks tho, not a fan of the model X either, or the truck, or the Y. the S is the only tesla car that i think looks nice

[Fondue]

i cant tell an S or a 3 apart besides from where the badge is on the front

[D44kpunk]

3 is more bubbly and has slug bug headlights

[Xno Kappa]

I’d be all about a Tesla but yeah, the aesthetics is just not for me.

[D44kpunk]

I'd totally do an s, just wish it was a bit cheaper

[Fondue]

>not buying ICE muscle cars before they ban all forms of personal transportation

[Fondue]

I guess you guys won't have any problems with the bugs either

[Anoat]

Tulsi Gabbard filed a $50 million defamation law suit against Hillary for her “Russian asset” comment lol

[Day]

Nice

[D44kpunk]

Tulsi gabbard tragically committed suicide tomorrow morning

[Rhyis.]

I love this gif so much.

wrestling gifs are typically the best