2019 NFL Week Spam: The New Thread

[Day]

We smoke a half o a week lmao no wonder I am r tarded

[Day]

dude weed lmao

[Salodin]

We smoke a half o a week lmao no wonder I am r tarded

Damn, and I thought me smoking half o a month was a lot..

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[Fondue]

tfw no friends and I cant be fucked to find a weed mayne

I just want to smoke marijuanas

[Dimmauk]

D44K going straight to my mother-in-law's argument whenever you nail her down on something a Republican has done

"oh but they're all bad anyway"

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That's usually the go to when they know someone is guilty, but wont admit it.

[Salodin]

I buy a Q every other week...I couldnt imagine smoking all that weekly

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[Fondue]

we need to have an intervention for day

[Tokitoki]

I used to split a QP with two friends. Those were the good old days.

[Day]

I buy a Q every other week...I couldnt imagine smoking all that weekly

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I have quite a bit of help w my wife it's probably about the same, I may smoke a little more since I work from home but she catches up lol

[Tokitoki]

I, logically, don't like smoking when I'm the only adult with my daughter and at this point I don't smoke on weekdays for the most part.

I feel like I should just "ok boomer" myself at this point.

[Mertron]

"bombshell" witness said on the stand like 3 times that trump specifically said he didn't want quid pro quo

“i don’t want to murder this guy“, i say as i repeatedly fire into his chest, “no murder happening here”

[BerenTebogo]

Do you dudes do the ultra crackhead wax shit? Friend was doing that the other day and it's just like "wow you take this way too seriously"

[Mertron]

sorry officer but i clearly called “no murder”

please unhand me

[Tokitoki]

I used to get home, smoke a bowl or take some drags off a j, play some vidya while waiting for the wifey to get home, make dinner with another hit/pull, then chill with some TV before bed.

Now it's pick up the daughter, watch the daughter til wife gets home, make dinner, eat dinner, get daughter ready for bed, go to bed.

[Mertron]

i am trying to enjoy a succulent chinese meal

[D44kpunk]

“i don’t want to murder this guy“, i say as i repeatedly fire into his chest, “no murder happening here”

problem here is that there was also no action.

otherwise your example makes perfect sense.

except it doesn't because nothing happened, if something happened it would have been a better analogy.

unfortunate tho...

i can explain it to u better if u want, let me know if u need me to

[Tokitoki]

Do you dudes do the ultra crackhead wax shit? Friend was doing that the other day and it's just like "wow you take this way too seriously"

I have a friend that did for a bit, but not anymore.

I save all the weed I vaped to make tinctures for myself. They're basically just CBD at that point, but it works to mellow out if you're sore, tired, and/or stressed.

[Mertron]

the call to the investigation is the action

im not sure it’s worth arguing with you, so

GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS

[D44kpunk]

it's basically like, if you said...

"i dont want to murder this guy" but then maybe you implied that you did want to murder that guy, like you said "hey maybe if he yeet'd himself into traffic that would be ok".. but then you didn't yeet him into traffic.

ya feel me?

i'm not sure if i can dumb it down for you further

[Mertron]

i am murdering this guy, but i do not stand to benefit in any way, so this is not a crime