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    Quote Originally Posted by Milkster View Post
    Sounds like y'all need more prostate stimulation
    Funny story

    Went to the sex store with the gf, and was taking a gander at the toys. I saw this dildo monstrosity, and at the tip of it was a little lever that just flicked itself up and back non stop. At first I was like wow, women must love this shit, and I picked up the box to check the price and notice it was for anal play. Confused, I turned the box over and was like well then wtf is the little flicking lever for then, and see it says the toy includes a moving prostate stimulator.

    I honest to goodness had a hearty chuckle thinking about this flicking toy. My gf was mortified of it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Salodin View Post
    Funny story

    Went to the sex store with the gf, and was taking a gander at the toys. I saw this dildo monstrosity, and at the tip of it was a little lever that just flicked itself up and back non stop. At first I was like wow, women must love this shit, and I picked up the box to check the price and notice it was for anal play. Confused, I turned the box over and was like well then wtf is the little flicking lever for then, and see it says the toy includes a moving prostate stimulator.

    I honest to goodness had a hearty chuckle thinking about this flicking toy. My gf was mortified of it.

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    And then he bought it and dumped his GF

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    Quote Originally Posted by D44kpunk View Post
    i think you should take an honest look in the mirror tho and then punch yourself in the face if you think everyone who doesn't agree with you is pushing republican talking points.

    that's probably the dumbest viewpoint you could ever have. in your mind there is no right and wrong there's just democratic view points and republican view points. thinking this way makes you a moron, see archibald for examples.
    This is some serious anger coming from a simple and honest question I had.

    Whether you like it or not, there is such a thing as Dem and Repub talking points. What you deem to be right or wrong can be influenced by these talking points. While you say that nothing happened, it seems pretty clear to another whole group of people that something did happen.

    I was going over some work shit so I dipped out for a while, and I'm pretty sure the usual crowd is arguing against you points so I won't chime in any further.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SathFenrir View Post
    And then he bought it and dumped his GF
    I dont think it would be pleasurable for a female. Probably painful actually

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    Quote Originally Posted by Milkster View Post
    Sounds like y'all need more prostate stimulation

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dimmauk View Post
    How does this work? And is there prep for it? Asking for D44.
    https://howtocleanyourass.wordpress.com/

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    Quote Originally Posted by Salodin View Post
    I dont think it would be pleasurable for a female. Probably painful actually

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    You'd surprised. Women can also have anal orgasms. It's fun to watch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by archibaldcrane View Post
    If you think he's not going to get impeached after today you are even dumber than I thought previously.

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    If you're wrong. You quit posting here, agreed?

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    Getting my passport renewed, can't wait to trust these retards with me healthcare

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tokitoki View Post
    This is some serious anger coming from a simple and honest question I had.

    Whether you like it or not, there is such a thing as Dem and Repub talking points. What you deem to be right or wrong can be influenced by these talking points. While you say that nothing happened, it seems pretty clear to another whole group of people that something did happen.

    I was going over some work shit so I dipped out for a while, and I'm pretty sure the usual crowd is arguing against you points so I won't chime in any further.
    Ah the "you have serious anger so I won't admit my idiocy" viewpoint. Well played

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    Quote Originally Posted by D44kpunk View Post
    Ah the "you have serious anger so I won't admit my idiocy" viewpoint. Well played
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    Quote Originally Posted by D44kpunk View Post
    If you're wrong. You quit posting here, agreed?
    If trump is impeached, will you stop posting here?

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    This is gonna be like that one dude getting banned from the sports forum when the pats won the super bowl lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Salodin View Post
    If trump is impeached, will you stop posting here?

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    i'm all for a 2 way agreement

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anoat View Post
    This is gonna be like that one dude getting banned from the sports forum when the pats won the super bowl lol
    Omg, he was so insufferable.

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    Quote Originally Posted by D44kpunk View Post
    i'm all for a 2 way agreement
    let's use his full statement tho, has to be impeached this term and because of sondland's testimony

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anoat View Post
    This is gonna be like that one dude getting banned from the sports forum when the pats won the super bowl lol
    He was supposed to be unbanned but I think everyone just forgot lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Koyangi View Post
    Omg, he was so insufferable.
    negative, that dude was hilarious

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rhyis. View Post
    negative, that dude was hilarious
    this

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