2019 NFL Week Spam: The New Thread

[Xno Kappa]

Best thing about Biden being the nominee is the resurgence of uncle joe memes.

[Demosthenes]

https://mobile.twitter.com/ezracheun...7Ctwgr%5Etweet

Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.

[Rhyis.]

Until thia I'd never thought about how his wife has the same name as the volleyball.

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i didn't even know until i googled it now

[NynJa]

Hasnt happened to the NHL yet, but if it does before tomorrow night, Ovechkin gonna lose another 50 goal season

Ovies gonna miss out on 802 cause of season cancelations

[Milkster]

Remember "Bloomberg could have given every American a million dollars and had money to spare" that embarrassing tweet/cable news fuckup that we all laughed about for 6 hours and then forgot?

https://twitter.com/MaraGay/status/1...991765504?s=19

Tbf I guarantee you her mentions and DMs were full of racists trolls capitalizing on her mistake.

[Fondue]

financial brainlet with everything in a money market looking pretty good today

get dabbed on

[Fondue]

I havent checked /biz/ lately but lmfao

[Fondue]

take a minute to appreciate this

[NynJa]

Tbf I guarantee you her mentions and DMs were full of racists trolls capitalizing on her mistake.

Ok Jussie

[archibaldcrane]

Tbf I guarantee you her mentions and DMs were full of racists trolls capitalizing on her mistake.

Of course they were

Just logoff for 24 hours, don't shine a spotlight even brighter on what a dumbass you are.

[Day]

take a minute to appreciate this

jesus lol

[Salodin]

Holy shit the stock market my paltry investments noooo

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[Rhyis.]

i dont even know where to begin

[archibaldcrane]

It's just, at a certain point, we've had enough column inches in the NYT wasted with identical articles titled like "It happened to me, a very important journalist: I was a dumbass and people were mean to me online"

[Zealot]

I had 0 money in the stock market besides my shares of Nintendo but I'm gonna put money in now.

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[archibaldcrane]

Love when the president has a televised address regarding the current national crisis where he says travel and trade with europe will be halted (it's actually just travel) (and actually not for US citizens and lawful residents) and that insurance companies are waiving co-pays for COVID-19 treatment (it's just for testing, not treatment) and then the Dow drops another 2,000 points at open.

[Day]

someone (rich) tell me when to buy stocks

[Fondue]

all in on BTC

[Tokitoki]

I'm listening to coworkers talk about the TP shortage, but I went to the store Monday during a normal shopping trip and got a package on clearance with a bunch more still on the shelves because we were running low.

I bought a case of water on sale, as well as a couple jugs just in case we lose power for some reason since we're on a well. Plenty more on the shelves and on sale.

There's been very little traffic, compared to normal, both in the morning and in the evening.

There are 0 confirmed cases in my county.

No issues getting gas or anything of that sort.

Stores are open at normal hours, including the local ice cream spot that just opened this week.

And you dumb, born and raised NYC people shit on living "upstate."

[Milkster]

I'm listening to coworkers talk about the TP shortage, but I went to the store Monday during a normal shopping trip and got a package on clearance with a bunch more still on the shelves because we were running low.

I bought a case of water on sale, as well as a couple jugs just in case we lose power for some reason since we're on a well. Plenty more on the shelves and on sale.

There's been very little traffic, compared to normal, both in the morning and in the evening.

There are 0 confirmed cases in my county.

No issues getting gas or anything of that sort.

Stores are open at normal hours, including the local ice cream spot that just opened this week.

And you dumb, born and raised NYC people shit on living "upstate."

Upstate is where all the post apocalyptic people go to live once society collapses.