2019 NFL Week Spam: The New Thread

[Salodin]

I'd check ubereats, they gave me five 20% off coupons for anything I order for the season

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[Day]

i like postmates cause you leave the tip (digitally) after they deliver

[Tokitoki]

And then the parent company takes it anyway!


Or was that a different delivery service?

[Tokitoki]

That was DoorDash wasn't it?

[BerenTebogo]

Does DD take the tip? If so, fuck doing that anymore.

[Dimmauk]

i dont care if any of yall are racist, some of you clearly hate white folk, that's ok, theres worse things you can be than racist

LOL my god, people can't joke about how awful white people can be without you calling them racist. Sad

[Day]

LOL my god, people can't joke about how awful white people can be without you calling them racist. Sad

wow never thought dimmy would be the one to take this personally

[Dimmauk]

Y'all were complaining about YCS like it's a hot ex that dumped you yesterday, all the while y'all do the same shit yall complain about. Typical hypocrites. LOL

[Dimmauk]

wow never thought dimmy would be the one to take this personally

NO U

[Dimmauk]

Also,

if you don't agree with them you're a racist, misogynistic, transphobe.

i got bored trying to think of more

You forgot ugly, lazy, and disrespectful.

[Tokitoki]

Does DD take the tip? If so, fuck doing that anymore.

Yeah they used tips as part of the delivery person's wage.

A tip paid through the app now went mostly to offsetting DoorDash’s contribution toward the guarantee, rather than increasing the Dasher’s pay.

DoorDash had said the system kept workers’ pay consistent when customers tipped little or nothing. For example, if DoorDash guaranteed a worker $7 for a delivery and a customer did not tip, DoorDash would directly pay the worker $7.

But if the customer tipped $3 via the app, DoorDash would directly pay the worker only $4, then add on the $3 tip so that the worker would still get only $7.

[BerenTebogo]

Yeah they used tips as part of the delivery person's wage.

This post is all in past tense, do you know if they still do this? I thought a few people around here were dashers.

I don't want to fuck people but I also have no interest in padding DD's bottom line with how much shit I put up with from them.

[Tokitoki]

I should say that they changed their policy after being pressed on the issue. The tip is now actually a tip

[Milkster]

Gay? I thought you were like Dean Pelton from Community.

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I'll sleep with anyone I'm attracted to but would probably only have a a romantic relationship with a Male (could change who knows) so I'm gay romantic pansexual.

[BerenTebogo]

I should say that they changed their policy after being pressed on the issue. The tip is now actually a tip

Okay, well that's good at least.

[Milkster]

milkster said he was a nazi, maybe hes a woke nazi

I called him a sympathizer.

I’m like one of three minorities on this forum that speaks another language and yet I don’t know how many times I’ve been called a Nazi white supremacist on here lol.

God you're dumb. You can be a minority and still hate minorities even your own people. Not all skin folk are kin folk.

[Day]

probably the exception and not the rule but you are the expert

[Day]

xno woke nazi sympathizer

[Milkster]

Y'all were complaining about YCS like it's a hot ex that dumped you yesterday, all the while y'all do the same shit yall complain about. Typical hypocrites. LOL

They think they're different because they were banned or don't have the same emotional response to the same things but we've watched the most staunch anti-"sjw'/woke culture people in spam get triggered and then have to leave.

[Milkster]

xno woke nazi sympathizer

Xno is anything close to being woke or socially aware? That's the best joke you've ever made.