2019 NFL Week Spam: The New Thread

[Mertron]

and i tried like three different times to be like “welp, I should get back to work, have a good thanksgi-“

LEMME TELL YOU ABOUT MY GRANDMA

[Day]

obama getting his strategies from batman movies no wonder the JV team went varsity

[Anoat]

and i tried like three different times to be like “welp, I should get back to work, have a good thanksgi-“

LEMME TELL YOU ABOUT MY GRANDMA

If I drop more than one “Wow that’s crazy” in a conversation that is my signal that I have stopped paying attention/do not care.

[Tokitoki]

obama getting his strategies from batman movies no wonder the JV team went varsity

Trump is like the intramural team, let's be real.

[Xno Kappa]

If I drop more than one “Wow that’s crazy” in a conversation that is my signal that I have stopped paying attention/do not care.

I got a close friend like that. Absolutely horrible at telling stories so we just flat out cut him off now when we don’t care anymore lol.

[Salodin]

maybe i should have said online, ANYWAYS, these are the folks that still say snowflake saladin, offline conservative boomers

See, you do know the definition of words even if you pretend you dont to own the libs

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[Day]

oh no its retarded

[Day]

hey speaking of, why did a student just come to my office hour to complain about everything under the sun and tell me his life story instead of working on any of the three essays he still hasn’t submitted and is gonna fail

we live in a society

[Mertron]

we live in a society

hoisted by my own petard

[BerenTebogo]

we live in a society

society lives in us

[Mertron]

I got a close friend like that. Absolutely horrible at telling stories so we just flat out cut him off now when we don’t care anymore lol.

there’s one friend in my small group of friends who will call and make excuses on why he can’t hang out, whenever he calls me I listen for like 5 seconds then say “ok im bored im hanging up now”

always plays well

[BerenTebogo]

I love how petty this is

[Gadritan]

we live in a society

In a post apocalyptic society...

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[Gadritan]

Insert any movie plot ever

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[Salodin]

I love how petty this is

I love this

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[Tokitoki]

That mug is actually amazing.

I have no issues with people taking mugs, and I don't even use a mug, but the thought process that went into it is great.

[Boyiee]

Just fill it to below the hole and drink it, repeat 5 times. Can't stop me from stealing your mug.

[Xno Kappa]

Sounds like we’re about to give Mexico some freedom! About damn time.

[Anoat]

Sounds like we’re about to give Mexico some freedom! About damn time.

Get ready for property investments in New New Mexico

[Dimmauk]

When do we start renaming Mexican food?
Tortillas = Freedom Taco Bread.