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    I've hooked up at the club but both times it was from the chick being absolutely trashed and determined to bring home dick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AoE View Post
    I've hooked up at the club but both times it was from the chick being absolutely trashed and determined to bring home dick.
    is this legal still

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    sounds sus

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    Depends on the time of year and the shade of my skin tone.

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    who is this man named blues lurkin with 10 posts in 10 years

    reveal yourself

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    I’d be fucking lost in the single life today between the club scene and the dating apps.

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    You know what’s an even bigger confidence killer on dating apps than not getting a match?

    When you swipe left on uggos and fatties and immediately get the “whoa looks like you missed a match!” notification.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AoE View Post
    Depends on the time of year and the shade of my skin tone.
    So no

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    You'd be surprised.

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    Come to Florida, all year long is the right time

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    Breaking up with a narcissistic drug addict is problem the most emotionally draining thing I've ever done.

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    Milster dumped Milkster.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Milkster View Post
    Breaking up with a narcissistic drug addict is problem the most emotionally draining thing I've ever done.
    we were good while we lasted

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    I immediately thought of TPG

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    Quote Originally Posted by Andalusian girls View Post
    we were good while we lasted
    I'd never snitch on you daddy.

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    people have no problems breaking up with me i assure you

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    loving me however an impossibility

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    I honestly thought I wasn’t going to give a shit about Marvel movies anymore after Endgame, but WandaVision has been really fucking good.

    It’s nothing like any of the movies at all.

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    Is Wandavision a black sitcom

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    newest wanda sykes show

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