i've never played a zelda game
i played as link a lot in smash bros tho
zelda 2 is a good game that gets crapped on for no reason
Too busy getting laid
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Looking back now at all the 5-8 minute intervals I could've been playing Zelda instead.
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playin with his bitches titties in the club
Zelda is better than most girls' sex
how many girls use a hookshot in bed?
only the Catholic ones i tell you
They use portals to the dark world
Whenever I’m feeling down I listen to old Mike Francesca prank calls.
Went white water rafting for the first time in like ten years and got tossed in the water like three times.
the last time i went white water rafting the woman i went with fell in and i dove in after her because i am a hero and when i caught up to her she tried to climb on top of me to stay afloat but all she was doing was pushing me under the water so i told her FUCKING STOP YOURE GOING TO END UP KILLING ME and now we don’t talk anymore
Lol
The last time I went white water rafting I lost a fucking tooth pulling a kid into the raft and their helmet took me the fuck out
or however the fuck that retarded pretension went