just because your tiny limbs are flailing around everywhere for momentum doesn’t mean it’s violent
A majority of my friends are female, it's been that way since before I met my wife. This girl I had a passing interest in, who also showed interest in me was super gung-ho to know if I was fucking any of my female friends. Every time a we hung out she'd ask about a different girl. Dodged a fucking bullet there. She asked a few year later why we never hooked up. "Because you thought I was fucking everyone, despite being the only person I showed affection to around the people you assumed I was fucking."
The trauma of losing his fine ass wife for some flat bimbo was pretty wild for him. Went full midlife crisis, got a big sleeve on his arm and everything. I hope I don't break down like that in my late 30s lmao
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Hey I wasn't chubby when I was doing all the fucking!
It helps though that my jobs are 3-6 months and then everyone give or take scatters to the winds
You should not try to fuck your co-workers, unless you work at one of the following jobs, I will read these jobs out now:
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