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    Quote Originally Posted by Dimmauk View Post
    Does it matter if the man is good looking? If it was Jason Mamoa that asked her out in the scenario, would she have complained?
    DON'T FUCKING EAT WHERE YOU SHIT!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dimmauk View Post
    If you make a porn with your wife, is that rape? Asking for a friend
    if you have sex it's rape, trust me

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    just because your tiny limbs are flailing around everywhere for momentum doesn’t mean it’s violent

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gadritan View Post
    My best friend is female and we get stupid questions about if we ever dated or if we fuck on the side etc. We're both decent looking so I guess people just assume there HAS to be something sexual. It's retarded.

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    A majority of my friends are female, it's been that way since before I met my wife. This girl I had a passing interest in, who also showed interest in me was super gung-ho to know if I was fucking any of my female friends. Every time a we hung out she'd ask about a different girl. Dodged a fucking bullet there. She asked a few year later why we never hooked up. "Because you thought I was fucking everyone, despite being the only person I showed affection to around the people you assumed I was fucking."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Demosthenes View Post
    DON'T FUCKING EAT WHERE YOU SHIT!
    Emergency services (ems/fd/er staff)....woo boy.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by archibaldcrane View Post
    Are you under the impression that actresses are paid to audition?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mertron View Post
    just because your tiny limbs are flailing around everywhere for momentum doesn’t mean it’s violent
    Ahahahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cail View Post
    Emergency services (ems/fd/er staff)....woo boy.....
    This is why my fiances best friend got divorced! What a scumbag, his wife is sooo fine. When we found out we just couldn't believe it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Salodin View Post
    This is why my fiances best friend got divorced! What a scumbag, his wife is sooo fine. When we found out we just couldn't believe it

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    I gotta say, people don't realize how low the threshold for trauma and/or stress is. Shared trauma/stress can make some tight bonds between people, which might include fucking. Not an excuse obviously, just a reason.

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    The trauma of losing his fine ass wife for some flat bimbo was pretty wild for him. Went full midlife crisis, got a big sleeve on his arm and everything. I hope I don't break down like that in my late 30s lmao

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mertron View Post
    just because your tiny limbs are flailing around everywhere for momentum doesn’t mean it’s violent
    Lmao

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    Quote Originally Posted by Demosthenes View Post
    DON'T FUCKING EAT WHERE YOU SHIT!
    Or just don't be a socially inept moron about it. I've fucked a bunch of coworkers back in my prime, it was fine. But again, back to point #1

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    Quote Originally Posted by archibaldcrane View Post
    Or just don't be a socially inept moron about it. I've fucked a bunch of coworkers back in my prime, it was fine. But again, back to point #1
    I promise you his friend doesn't look like a chubby Aaron Rodgers

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    Hey I wasn't chubby when I was doing all the fucking!

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    Quote Originally Posted by archibaldcrane View Post
    Or just don't be a socially inept moron about it. I've fucked a bunch of coworkers back in my prime, it was fine. But again, back to point #1
    I mean you do you. To me, you might as well be saying, "I pull out every time and no girl has gotten pregnant yet."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Demosthenes View Post
    I mean you do you. To me, you might as well be saying, "I pull out every time and no girl has gotten pregnant yet."
    You don't have to tell me "good luck young man" that's my line

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    It helps though that my jobs are 3-6 months and then everyone give or take scatters to the winds

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    Quote Originally Posted by Salodin View Post
    The trauma of losing his fine ass wife for some flat bimbo was pretty wild for him. Went full midlife crisis, got a big sleeve on his arm and everything. I hope I don't break down like that in my late 30s lmao

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    Quote Originally Posted by Salodin View Post
    I promise you his friend doesn't look like a chubby Aaron Rodgers

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    LOL. So true

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    You should not try to fuck your co-workers, unless you work at one of the following jobs, I will read these jobs out now:



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