BG Confessional

[Day]

maybe milkster thinks it was confederate monuments he wanted to see

[D44kpunk]

maybe milkster thinks

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[BerenTebogo]

Correct.

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This is probably not a good decision if you have not already gotten prior consent.

Replace probably with definitely.

[BerenTebogo]

Remember kids, if you need to get a girl drunk to fuck her, you should be going home to jack off instead. For both of you.

[Milkster]

Remember kids, if you need to get a girl drunk to fuck her, you should be going home to jack off instead. For both of you.

I remember I was at a wedding and we were staying at the hotel down the way after the reception. And this girl was fucked up and this dude was intentionally zeroing in on her. Then his brother, who was there joked, that drunk girls were his specialty.

Almost got into a bar fight cause I got in his way. Ripped my tuxedo pants that night. Sad.

[Roranora]

taking a passing glance and mentally archiving her into the spank bank for later that night is my specialty

[Fondue]

officers this man is jerking off to women without their consent

LOCK HIM UP!

[D44kpunk]

girl tried to get me drunk to sleep with her once back in college, she was a 7 on the hotness scale but a bit too crazy for my liking, she was arrested later that night for doing so as i quickly called my brethren in blue to assist with this rapey situation.

[Demosthenes]

U2 is fucking awful. Joshua Tree is the only album with any halfway decent music from them. Toss up on which band I hate more, Radiohead or U2.

Definitely U2.

[Demosthenes]

Ya I already said best

More and less punk slider is independent of the good-bad slider!

[Demosthenes]

one of my ex-girlfriends i met crashing a wedding and she used to love to tell that story to her friends

if i were not so charming and beautiful i'd have just been the loser guy over there no one knows

Ok Ted.

[Roranora]

The Kinks > The Beatles

[Demosthenes]

The Kinks > The Beatles

That's a fucking fact.

[Dimmauk]

I've never done this and it shows

https://twitter.com/willmenaker/stat...667252225?s=20

[Ksandra]

I think I would be pissed as shit if anyone tried to change my tampon for me.


Like fuck, do you guys even know how far to put it up there?

[Demosthenes]

She's never wiped her drunk boyfriend/girlfriends asshole after they take a shit, and it shows.

[Anoat]

I’m 35 years old and will be eating Maine lobster for the first time at a 4th of July gathering this weekend and I’m afraid I’m gonna fuck up somehow and look dumb because I don’t know how to eat it or crack the shell or the proper butter ratio and all that shit. I’ve already confessed my lobster virginity to my friends though and they promised to teach me the ways. But still a little embarrassing.

Hell, for a minute I was even worried that since I’ve never had lobster before that I could potentially be allergic to it and not realize it. But then I remembered I have destroyed plates of lobster ravioli and lobster rolls at wedding receptions and it was nbd so I should be fine.

[Ksandra]

Maine Lobster is the best.

Best advice I can give is to crack it away from you because water is going to pour out of it in some areas.


Also, just dip it in melted butter. No need to worry about any ratio.


Also I’m jealous. I was able to get some last year and I already miss it again.

[Zealot]

I cannot fathom eating a lobster.

[Rhyis.]

imagine tasting good food