BG Confessional

[Dimmauk]

u guys a buncha terds

Look at me I'm Sandra Dee.

[Zealot]

I was in a production of Grease as Kenickie, I later had sex with the girl who played Rizzo because I go method.

[Andalusian girls]

how'd you handle the miscarriage

[Anoat]

Hopefully with a vacuum

[Anoat]

This broad that is prob like a 3/10 or so didn’t outright say it but implied she would be down to blow me if I traded her my shiny Gible I got in Pokémon Go last week and let me tell you months of COVID19 isolation has got me thinking on it.

[NynJa]

This broad that is prob like a 3/10 or so didn’t outright say it but implied she would be down to blow me if I traded her my shiny Gible I got in Pokémon Go last week and let me tell you months of COVID19 isolation has got me thinking on it.

[Boyiee]

As long as she's not fat and you don't have to reciprocate than what else are shinys even for.

[archibaldcrane]

Tbh even if she is fat

It's head

[NynJa]

As long as she's not fat and you don't have to reciprocate than what else are shinys even for.

How can a chick score a 3/10 and not be fat?

[NynJa]

Ugly face while HWP is automatically a 5 at minimum.

[Melena]

Worked at Wendy's my senior year in HS. Friends would come in and order a drink or an order of fries and I'd give them a bunch of stuff

We had a golf land next door to us when I worked at McDonald's, so end of night, we'd trade left over food for a ton of arcade tokens.

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[Mertron]

Ugly face while HWP is automatically a 5 at minimum.

idk man, how ugly we talkin

[Dimmauk]

My uncle once told me "Beauty is a light switch away"

[Andalusian girls]

no fat chicks tho

[Xno Kappa]

Fat chicks need love too. But they gotta pay. They gotta pay a lot.

[Day]

i put light mayo on my wife's sammiches even though she doesnt ask or put it on her own because i know it tastes better and she likes it, she even often says they taste better when i make them :3 i just tell her i add love, the power of dukes

[archibaldcrane]

Do you mean "a little bit of mayo" or "reduced-calorie mayo"?

[archibaldcrane]

Also I've heard good things about Duke's, do you ever fuck with Blue Plate Mayo?

[Tokitoki]

Kensington's chipotle mayo is the best condiment.

[Day]

Do you mean "a little bit of mayo" or "reduced-calorie mayo"?

a little bit, cant be fuckin w low cal mayo

dukes is the only thing allowed in our house, mayo is serious business in the south