BG Confessional

[Ksandra]

No spoilers, but Frozen II had an entire theater of kids and adults crying when we saw it.

WHY MUST WE MAKE US CRY, WHY?

[Ksandra]

Confession:

My students took a test.

I'm not grading it.


Just looking at the answers and I just. I just don't want to bring their scores down anymore. And I don't want to sit here wasting time putting a bunch of fails on papers.

[Fondue]

How do you reech these keeds

[Melena]

Doing doordash for side money and I now judge people by how shitty they tip, especially in days when it's pouring rain.

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[D44kpunk]

I haven't done doordash or Uber eats without giving a monster tip but mainly cuz I just hope and pray that I pass the deed along so no one fucks with my food

[Melena]

Friday I picked up a $200+ dollar order and the bastard only tipped five bucks. Was not happy about that. Shit was heavy to carry even with the hot bags.

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[D44kpunk]

I'd be eating some of his french fries. As I type this tho I'm guessing you don't see the tip until a later time

[Rhyis.]

No spoilers, but Frozen II had an entire theater of kids and adults crying when we saw it.

WHY MUST WE MAKE US CRY, WHY?

never watched any frozen but i'm gonna assume this is some dumb mom shit

[Mertron]

Confession:

My students took a test.

I'm not grading it.


Just looking at the answers and I just. I just don't want to bring their scores down anymore. And I don't want to sit here wasting time putting a bunch of fails on papers.

this is the boat im in right now, so tired of grading

two more weeks

[Mertron]

don’t get me wrong though, im looking forward to failing some of them

[Ksandra]

this is the boat im in right now, so tired of grading

two more weeks

I'm at the point where I'm seriously considering approaching my boss and offering to be the special education teacher (we haven't had one in a year and a half since it's so hard to find people), if they pay for my schooling, just so I'd never have to grade a paper again.


Also they get paid more.

[Ksandra]

But then I remember it requires dealing with 16 ADHD kids in the room trying to get them to answer one question in 50 minutes.

[Rhyis.]

just get a stamp that says "FAIL" on it. super easy grading papers

[Mertron]

everything ive done the past three years has been done electronically/online so the stamp wouldn’t work

anyone got any good fail gifs i can attach with my comments

[Mertron]

But then I remember it requires dealing with 16 ADHD kids in the room trying to get them to answer one question in 50 minutes.

i have only ever had one student ever with severe special needs issues at the college level, if i had a whole room of him i would probably quit. he would interrupt lecture every five minutes with non-sequitor questions about things wholly unrelated to anything done in class

:finishes small lecture on melville: any questions?

him, in the loudest voice possible: YES YOU SAID A COUPLE CLASSES AGO YOUR GRANDPARENTS ON YOUR FATHERS SIDE WERE FROM LITHUANIA, DO YOU KNOW WHAT THEIR CHIEF EXPORTS ARE?

me: k so in bartleby the scrivener the narrator namedrops the Astor family in an attempt to prove his worth to the reader, this is what you kids these days would call namedropping

[Mertron]

i failed that kid on his first essay and told him to rewrite it, the dean of the English department at that school told me to just give him a C and call it a day. talking to other professors this was done for basically all of his classes to my knowledge

[Mertron]

his rough draft was one paragraph long, I told him the essay needed to be three pages. he literally copied and pasted the paragraph five times and submitted that

c

[AoE]

I'm gonna show up to one of your classes and start asking you about the Twitter videos I post.

[Mertron]

you gon learn today

[Xno Kappa]

his rough draft was one paragraph long, I told him the essay needed to be three pages. he literally copied and pasted the paragraph five times and submitted that

c

LMAO