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  1. 2019-12-26 14:04 #1
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    Are humans red meat or white

    Serious answers only plz

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  2. 2019-12-26 14:05 #2
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    I'm told humans taste like pig so I'd think white meat but the color is all about hemoglobin content or something so maybe not?

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    White meat is only on birds and fish
  5. 2019-12-26 14:53 #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fondue View Post
    White meat is only on birds and fish
    Pork. The other white meat.
  6. 2019-12-26 14:56 #6
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    hannibal lecter would tell us
  7. 2019-12-26 15:11 #7
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    I wonder if Canadians taste different because of all the maple syrup they drink?
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    i can tell you that alberta beef tastes different (better) than murican beef
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rhyis. View Post
    i can tell you that alberta beef tastes different (better) than murican beef
    WHAT THE FUCK YOU SAY? THEMS FIGHTIN WORDS!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rhyis. View Post
    i can tell you that alberta beef tastes different (better) than murican beef
    first of all how dare you
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    second of all Alberta beef is good af
  12. 2019-12-26 15:30 #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fondue View Post
    White meat is only on birds and fish
    My understanding is there's no difference between a man and a plucked chicken.

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    What cut of human is most tender? Most flavorable?

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    Probably back, my guess is best distribution of fat and muscle there on average.

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    Naw booty for sure, like a piggie
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    I mean, theres plenty of women with no booty at all.

    Ok ok theyre white women
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    Cooking method matters, you'd want to simmer or roast a fat guy but could probably get away with just broiling an athlete.

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    Uh, you only sous vide human meat duh

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    Pressure cook or stew if it's a lean white person

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    Oh look who has all the time in the world to cook their human meat.

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