President Sonic T. Hedgehog: Episode XI: #TEAMSONIC2020

[Xno Kappa]

Found the article.

The longest serving majority senator is traditionally handed the honor of serving as the president pro tempore of the chamber. Among Democrats that would be Patrick Leahy.

Yeah it’d have to be if the dems took over the senate.

[Kaslo]

Found the article.



Yeah it’d have to be if the dems took over the senate.

Well if no election, I think it's like 38-31 in favor of Dems.

[Aerin]

Confessions of a hospital doctor, the Truth has finally been exposed.

A lot of people have been asking me what it's like being on the COVID wards in the hospital, so I figured I'd share what a typical day looks like for me:

6am - Wake up. Roll off of my pile of money that Big Pharma gave me. Softly weep as it doesn’t put a dent in my medical school loans

6:30am - Make breakfast, using only foods from the diet that gives me everlasting life by avoiding all fats, sugars, carbs, and proteins. For details buy my book and check out my shop.

7am - Get to work, load up my syringes with coronavirus before rounds.

8am - See my patients for the day. Administer the medications that the government tells me to. Covertly rub essential oils on the ones I want to get better.

9:30am - Call Bill Gates to check how 5G tower construction is going, hoping for more coronavirus soon. He tells me they’re delayed due to repairs on the towers used to spread the Black Plague. Curse the fact that this is the most efficient way to spread infectious diseases.

10am - One patient tells me he knows “the truth” about coronavirus. I give him a Tdap booster. He becomes autistic in front of my eyes. He’ll never conspire against me again.

11am - Tend to the secret hospital garden of St. John’s wort and ginkgo leaves that we save for rich patients and donors.

12:30pm - Pick up my briefcase of money from payroll, my gift from Pfizer for the incomprehensible profits we make off of the free influenza vaccine given every year.

1pm - Conference call with Dr. Fauci and the lab in Wuhan responsible for manufacturing viruses. Tell them my idea about how an apocalypse-style zombie virus would be a cool one to try for the next batch.

2pm - A patient starts asking me about getting rid of toxins. I ask her if she has a liver and kidneys. She tells me she knows “the truth” about Big Anatomy and that the only way to detoxify herself is to eat nothing but lemon wedges and mayonnaise for weeks. I give her a Tdap booster.

2:45pm - Help the FBI, CIA, and CDC silence the masses. Lament the fact that I can only infringe on one or two of their rights. Oh well, there’s always tomorrow.

4pm - One of my rich patients begins to crash. Laugh as I realize I’ve mismatched her spirit animal and zodiac moon sign. I switch out the Purple Amethyst above her bed for a Tiger’s Eye geode. She stabilizes. I throw some ginkgo leaves on her for good measure

6pm - Go onto YouTube and see coronavirus conspiracy videos everywhere. Curse my all powerful government for how inept they are at keeping people from spreading “the truth”

6:10pm - Go onto Amazon and see that a book about “the truth” is the #1 seller this week. Question the power of my all powerful government. Make a reminder to myself to get more Tdap boosters from the Surgeon General next time we talk.

7pm - Time to go home. Before I leave, sacrifice a goat to Dr. Fauci and say three Hippocratic Oaths.

9pm - Take a contented sigh as I snuggle under the covers made of the tinfoil hats of my enemies, realizing that my 4 years of medical school and 3 years of residency training have been put to good use today.

[Dimmauk]

Confessions of a hospital doctor, the Truth has finally been exposed.

LOL

[Meresgi]

9:30am - Call Bill Gates to check how 5G tower construction is going, hoping for more coronavirus soon. He tells me they’re delayed due to repairs on the towers used to spread the Black Plague. Curse the fact that this is the most efficient way to spread infectious diseases.

Entire thing is amazing, especially this.

[AoE]

That was fun to read.

[guartz]

Fuck anyone who thinks not voting for Biden is the right thing to do.

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https://www.foxnews.com/politics/gre...efs-among-them

not if he's in jail. lmao

[milez]

God your so out of touch with reality its sad

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[6souls]

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/gre...efs-among-them

not if he's in jail. lmao

From that link.

The declassified list specifically showed officials who “may have received Lt. Gen Flynn’s identity in response to a request processed between 8 November 2016 and 31 January 2017 to unmask an identity that had been generically referred to in an NSA foreign intelligence report,” the document, obtained by Fox News, read.

The document added: “While the principals are identified below, we cannot confirm they saw the unmasked information. This response does not include any requests outside of the specified time-frame.”

Some smoking gun you got there.

[Zealot]

Unmasking is not a crime.

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[Zealot]

They are going to absurd lengths now to try and cover for Flynn, an actual traitor.

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[6souls]

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/tr...zar-2020-05-13

Trump to name Moncef Slaoui, of the pharma GlaxoSmithKline, as the country's vaccine czar.

Moncef Slaoui, a former GlaxoSmithKline executive, will lead “Operation Warp Speed,” Trump’s push to accelerate the vaccine development process for COVID-19, according to an administration official. Slaoui is to serve in a volunteer capacity, and will be assisted by Army Gen. Gustave Perna, the commander of United States Army Materiel Command.

“Operation Warp Speed” is operating largely independently of the existing White House coronavirus task force, which is also shifting its focus toward vaccine development.

The initiative is being promoted by White House senior adviser Jared Kushner, and involves officials from the Defense Department and the Department of Health and Human Services.

GlaxoSmithKline is famous for developing the first malaria vaccine and also for holding the record for the largest settlement in a health-care fraud case.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GlaxoSmithKline
https://www.justice.gov/opa/pr/glaxo...failure-report

[Jaybar]

That sounds like an alternate backstory to Children of Men.

[Boyiee]

OPERATION WARP SPEED

[guartz]

Unmasking is not a crime.

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accusation here is that Obama admin used spying powers of U.S on political opponents. This unmasking list is just another mark to support it, come on keep up.

[Roranora]

no one keeps up with you bro

[guartz]

probably should mention that the classified unmasked information was leaked to media and Comey used that as a justification to keep Flynn investigation going. That's why unmasking is a big deal.

[Richybear]

That was actually a typo and it's gonna be Martin Shkrelli in charge of Operation: Pharma Bro

[Yabby]

accusation here is that Obama admin used spying powers of U.S on political opponents. This unmasking list is just another mark to support it, come on keep up.

Hard-hitting stuff you got there.

O wait, this is a guartz post.

Hard-hitting stuff you got there LMAO.

Forgot if you don't add "LMAO" or "HAHA" to the end you didn't own the libs.

[Meresgi]

https://www.vox.com/policy-and-polit...y-graham-tweet

If I were a Senator or Congressman, the first person I would call to testify about the biggest political crime and scandal in the history of the USA, by FAR, is former President Obama. He knew EVERYTHING. Do it @LindseyGrahamSC, just do it. No more Mr. Nice Guy. No more talk!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 14, 2020

Damn it's a good thing that entire pandemic stuff got taken care of and we're in the clear. Remember when that shit was intense?