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    Shimmy shimmy ya shimmy yam shimmy ya
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    One person you’d leave your spouse for?

    Shakira.

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    Shimmy shimmy ya shimmy yam shimmy ya
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    My beautiful cocaine princess.

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    i too would leave your spouse for Shakira

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    Why would you leave a mail order bride?

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    I’m looking forward to all the Shakira gifs on Reddit tomorrow

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    I'm almost as bad as Mazmaz
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    I'm almost as bad as Mazmaz
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    the smirk. every time

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    Duplicitous Jew with Political Aspirations
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    Any woman I date has to accept the Kate Beckinsale clause.

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    Nat's been on the hit list since GoT.

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    Brown Recluse
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    Alexandria Daddario

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    I'm not married but.. Meghan markle

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    Just do non-monogamy and now you don't have to deal with the fallout of a divorce.

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    preachy and pretentious
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    Quote Originally Posted by Milkster View Post
    Just do non-monogamy and now you don't have to deal with the fallout of a divorce.
    Could you just try not being insufferable?

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    Nah this is more fun for me.

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    I'm almost as bad as Mazmaz
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    HABS SUCK!!!!!
    Sepukku is my Hero
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    Quote Originally Posted by Milkster View Post
    Just do non-monogamy and now you don't have to deal with the fallout of a divorce.
    Id like to know that my wife isnt getting aids by being a rampant slut.

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    Pied Piper of the Homos
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    First some sad soul would have to agree to date you before she can be your wife.

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    Also you can't contract AIDS.

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    Why not

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    HABS SUCK!!!!!
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    Hes gonna say some fucking dumb ass retarded shit like “you can only contract HIV”

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