Shakira.
Shakira.
My beautiful cocaine princess.
i too would leave your spouse for Shakira
Why would you leave a mail order bride?
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I’m looking forward to all the Shakira gifs on Reddit tomorrow
the smirk. every time
Any woman I date has to accept the Kate Beckinsale clause.
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Nat's been on the hit list since GoT.
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Alexandria Daddario
I'm not married but.. Meghan markle
Just do non-monogamy and now you don't have to deal with the fallout of a divorce.
Nah this is more fun for me.
First some sad soul would have to agree to date you before she can be your wife.
Also you can't contract AIDS.
Why not
Hes gonna say some fucking dumb ass retarded shit like “you can only contract HIV”