NFL 2020 Off-season Thread: Kool-Aid Man Gets His Ring

[Melena]

I've been clamoring for it to change to Pigskins for years.

A goddamn feral hog emblem would be badass, and we could officially celebrate the era in which Dan Snyder had nothing to do with the franchise. You know, the era that was really, really good.

Fuck Dan Snyder. I've prayed for years that he'd die on a yachting accident, but clearly there's no God, as my prayers have yet to be answered.

Oh there is a God. A cruel and merciless one. Rumors say every few years when Tom Brady gets to the Superbowl, he takes on the image of Eli Manning to personally fuck him.

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[Cail]

[Salodin]

The Washington Monuments

I cant think of a better name.

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[Boyiee]

People complain protest and file suits for years no problem.

Oh FedEx is pulling guess we'll change the name now.

Washington Generals or Sentinels.

[Rhyis.]

do you figure they go with the washington aboriginals, or something similar, so they dont have to change their logo

[Xno Kappa]

Washington Pigskins or Washington Redtails.

[Mertron]

double down

washington smallpox blankets

[tyven]

It’s gonna be the Washington Warriors

[Rhyis.]

Adds up.

[Rhyis.]

Me every Sunday.

[Lucavi]

This shit reminds me of the first time I played the NFL Blitz "campaign mode" and saw that the main antagonists were the New York Nightmare. I fucking loved that name for some reason. It sounded so goddamn intimidating for a sports team that was dominating.

I absolutely DON'T want anything that cheesy for my old sports team in real life, but if someone had the moxy to just go all-in on a hard-ass team name like that.

Regardless, money talks! Money is the only thing that will make a man at the top move his ass on anything. The promise of money, the removal of money; it doesn't matter.

[Xno Kappa]

Me every Sunday.

I 100% see a 19 year old intern playing this at the beginning of the game for the team without knowing the context of the movie lol.

[Cail]

NFLPA reps voted unanimously to recommend 0 preseason games this season

[Cail]

Redskins' trio of minority owners launching search to sell stakes

The three minority owners of the Washington Redskins are seeking to sell their shares in the team because they are "not happy being a partner" with owner Daniel Snyder, The Washington Post has reported, citing sources familiar with the deliberations.

Prominent businessmen Robert Rothman, Dwight Schar and Frederick W. Smith, who combined own about 40% of the team, have hired an investment banking firm to undergo a search for possible buyers, one of the sources told The Post.

[Weltall]

The Titans sent some important emails out this morning.

1. All season-ticket holders can be refunded for 2020, without losing PSLs.
2. All season-ticket holders can also skip the refund and apply the payment to the 2021 season.
3. All single-game ticket sales were refunded this morning. Sounds like ONLY 2020 season-ticket holders will be allowed to attend the games in person.

[Xno Kappa]

That would probably be a pretty dope experience for season ticket holders. None of the hassle of the big ass crowds to get anything lol.

[Mertron]

schefter reporting the chiefs have agreed to an extension with mahomes

...for ten years

[Xno Kappa]

That shit is bananas. Can’t wait to see the numbers.

[archibaldcrane]

schefter reporting the chiefs have agreed to an extension with mahomes

...for ten years

...
Wut

[Mertron]

which one of those words are you having trouble with