NFL 2020 Off-season Thread: Kool-Aid Man Gets His Ring

[archibaldcrane]

also did archi just dick measure hands, hot damn we're in fine offseason form already

is that even how they measure hands i dunno

Thumbtip to pinkytip

[Gadritan]

I thought you started at the base

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[Krandor]

Nah Archie got it right

[Moss]

Thumbtip to pinkytip

I thought you started at the base

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Archie did it the way the NFL does it

NBA does it differently

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[Gadritan]

Fuck lol

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[archibaldcrane]

I'm kinda shocked my hands are so big by NFL QB standards.

Like, I can BARELY palm a regulation basketball.

Just shows what freaks NBA players are.

[Xno Kappa]

Makes me wonder how big are Brock Lesnar or Shane Carwin’s hands. Those dudes had to have custom gloves made for them for MMA.

[Krandor]

Makes me wonder how big are Brock Lesnar or Shane Carwin’s hands. Those dudes had to have custom gloves made for them for MMA.

You made me Google it and I like all these articles about how "somehow" Brock's hands were bigger then before when he came back to the UFC.

somehow being slang for HGH obviously

[Moss]

8 3/4

Guess I should consider suicide now based on my handlet status

Also 8 3/4

smol 5!

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[archibaldcrane]

My god you guys

[Krandor]

Have you never seen those ads? They're fucking great

[archibaldcrane]

Classics obviously

[archibaldcrane]

I'm pretty sure my wife has bigger hands than some of y'all, pathetic

I'll try to trick her into measuring tomorrow, it won't work and she'll get mad at me

[Moss]

I mean Joe Burrow's hands are only a quarter inch larger lol. And mahomie a half inch. That isn't much

I've never been with a girl with larger hands and that's all that really matters. Would be weird if you're holding hands and hers are larger...

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[Moss]

I may only be 5'10.5" tall

But small hands? Could never be me.

Also look how you can almost make a straight line from your thumb to pinkie

Mine is more like a 90° angle outstretched

They mentioned that in the ESPN piece I linked too. Brandon Allen was at 8 3/4 but he worked on his mobility so they would measure larger lol

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[Krandor]

Gotta take the measurements with your fretting hand for the extra flexibility

Though that wouldn't work for QBs since you don't fret with your dominant hand unless you're a lefty playing on a normal guitar. So maybe Tua (idk if he plays guitar)

[Melena]

Just measured cause fuck it, why not. Surprised I was 8.5". Thought I was going to measure shorter.

[Rhyis.]

9.7, but my fingers are exceptionally long. the actual palm of my hand isn't that big really

[Gadritan]

Gotta take the measurements with your fretting hand for the extra flexibility

Though that wouldn't work for QBs since you don't fret with your dominant hand unless you're a lefty playing on a normal guitar. So maybe Tua (idk if he plays guitar)

A lefty frets with their right hand...

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[Gadritan]

Hence why Hendrix started out by playing right handed guitars upside down. Lefty guitars were hard to find.

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