Pie Tier List

[Gadritan]

Also, let's talk about the lack of banoffee pie mentions in this thread.

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[Tokitoki]

why the fuck is sweet potato pie so low, this list is shit

Probably cause you need a proper black southern mom to make it right.

Also what Gad said. Pecan is fucking amazing, but don't buy it from some shit grocery store or something. All that shit is is a sweet jelly substance with some pecans on top.

[Tokitoki]

Apple pie is fine, but you guys give it too much credit.

[Gadritan]

My wife is a fat white chef from New York and makes the best fucking pecan pie I've ever had in my life.

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[Gadritan]

And I'm from the south, so that's saying something.

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[NynJa]

And I'm from the south, so that's saying something.

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Well that explains why you married a fat woman.

[NynJa]

I really couldnt help myself there.

[Gadritan]

Well that explains why you married a fat woman.

Two things.

1) Never trust a skinny chef.

2) She wasn't fat until after our kid.

Tiny waist with a ghetto booty originally, but our daughter took care of that.

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[NynJa]

1) Never trust a skinny chef.

That is true

[Zealot]

There's a place on H St called Dangerously Delicious Pies, I think they might have a food truck too. They do sweet and savory so you could go in and get a Guinness Beef Stew pie for dinner and then have a German dark chocolate pie for dessert.

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[thetruepandagod]

But how do ya'll say pecan?

[Tokitoki]

peck-on

A pee can is a can you piss into.

[Tokitoki]

One of my wife's best friends growing up went to the CIA for pastry and now owns her own bakery outside Syracuse.

I can't tell you how much fun it is to visit them, and it'll be great when our daughter is a little older. Go out grab dinner and some drinks, then take a short ride over to an empty bakery where we can raid basically anything (other than the wedding/event cakes).

Unfortunately they're far enough that we can't head over there before holidays to get sweets. She makes a shit load of different pies before Thanksgiving and Christmas.

[Anoat]

But how do ya'll say pecan?

It’s pee can pie. But it’s butter puh con ice cream. Don’t ask me, I don’t make the rules.

[Tokitoki]

A pee can is a can you piss into.

[Rhyis.]

Out of curiosity, do you call a toucan a touc-on?

[Xno Kappa]

Butter “pee - kin” ricans. Pee-can pies.

Idk. There’s levels to this shit.

[Tokitoki]

puh-kaan

[Tokitoki]

WE'RE FUCKING 'MURICAN HERE YOU DAMN CANUCK

[Xno Kappa]

Watch these rap niggas get all up in your guts
French-vanilla, butter-pecan, chocolate-deluxe
Even caramel sundaes is getting touched
And scooped in my ice cream truck, Wu tears it up