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    I trusted Zet and this is what happened
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cail View Post
    NCAA Men's and Women's basketball tournaments will be held with only essential personnel in arenas
    Was just coming here to post this.

    Official Statement:


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    Trump to address the nation tonight

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cail View Post
    Trump to address the nation tonight
    "don't worry its all fake news"?

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    With how the virus is spreading, combined with toilet paper and pasta shelves being empty, this is all I can think about (yes I am terrible):


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    Quote Originally Posted by Katlan View Post
    I bet the US will exceed the outbreak in China in short order.
    Total confirmed cases - Yes
    Total confirmed deaths - Probably, yes

    Total actual cases and deaths - Unlikely, since China is never going to tell us that and we have absolutely no idea how hard it's hitting Xinjiang and other areas China doesn't want us talking about.

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    Wasn't most of the SARS and MERS death toll in China and India? Think I remember that being the case.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tymon View Post
    Total confirmed cases - Yes
    Total confirmed deaths - Probably, yes

    Total actual cases and deaths - Unlikely, since China is never going to tell us that and we have absolutely no idea how hard it's hitting Xinjiang and other areas China doesn't want us talking about.
    but will the US build a hospital in 5 days that then collapses on Covid-19 patients?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Roranora View Post
    but will the US build a hospital in 5 days that then collapses on Covid-19 patients?
    Killing people hospitalized with COVID-19 using a construction accident is a good way to stop their cause of death from being COVID-19 and driving up your numbers

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    Quote Originally Posted by Byrthnoth View Post
    Killing people hospitalized with COVID-19 using a construction accident is a good way to stop their cause of death from being COVID-19 and driving up your numbers
    Modern problems....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cail View Post
    NCAA Men's and Women's basketball tournaments will be held with only essential personnel in arenas
    Damn this is crazy

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    {COVID-19} Coronavirus Pandemic: Toilet Paper Rationing

    Confirmed case at my old stomping grounds in Hohfenfels, Germany. It’s a tiny ass military garrison post so I wouldn’t be surprised if the whole place is quarantined.

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    My chief got sent home 2 days ago and they still haven't told any of us if he tested positive or not. If he did he for sure tagged my entire shop + the whole chief's mess.

    But I guess no news is good news in this situation?

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    A player in the Juventus (soccer) squad has Coronavirus. Italian soccer has already been suspended but here comes the rest of European soccer very soon I'm sure.

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    https://www.huffpost.com/entry/senat...b68d61645ebff9

    Senate GOP Blocks Emergency Paid Sick Leave Bill From Moving Forward
    Fuck these ghouls

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    https://twitter.com/HishamFageeh/sta...06453175996417

    Saudi Arabia's biggest oil company promoted this today




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    that person looks like he is about to die from COVID-19

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    All travel from Europe to USA is halted as of Friday

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    Tom Hanks and his wife tested positive for Covid in Australia

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cail View Post
    Tom Hanks and his wife tested positive for Covid in Australia
    Both 63, cutting it pretty close.

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