Do spam bros still play XIV

[Anoat]

The Gunbreaker invulnerable move, Super Bollide, is my absolute favorite of the tanks. Makes you invincible for 10 seconds and reduces your HP to 1. It never fails to freak out the healer.

[Xno Kappa]

Wow Midgardsormr is a colossal dick!

[BaneTheBrawler]

why? i don't remember him as a dick.

[Xno Kappa]

Just finished the keeper of the lake dungeon. Straightforward dungeon but the final boss battle was a lotta fun.

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That nigga stripped me of my Hydalean divine blessing with some passive aggressive shit like “I can’t kill you because of the covenant, but that doesn’t mean others can!”

[Xno Kappa]

Did a fucking dog with a loose squirrel write this MSQ?

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Between Ul’Dahs betrayal arc, redoing the primals, Coertha’s Shiva arc, building the NATO army that already seems like it has another betrayal in it, ishgardians versus dravanians, even more Ascian shenanigans; this is some ridiculous nonsense since they’re all so god damn major when they’re aren’t.

And between all these plot points is a bunch of superficial quests that are clearly just padded on there.

Constantly bouncing between either plot line fucking pissed me off. How did anyone okay this?

I think I may finally may be done with this ridiculous excuse of a professionally written story, but I don’t know.

[Lokus]

The end of ARR is a hot mess but it's laying down all the plot points that are focused on with each expansion.

[AoE]

Lmao it gets better the farther you go fam.

[Anoat]

Did a fucking dog with a loose squirrel write this MSQ?

Spoiler: show

Between Ul’Dahs betrayal arc, redoing the primals, Coertha’s Shiva arc, building the NATO army that already seems like it has another betrayal in it, ishgardians versus dravanians, even more Ascian shenanigans; this is some ridiculous nonsense since they’re all so god damn major when they’re aren’t.

And between all these plot points is a bunch of superficial quests that are clearly just padded on there.

Constantly bouncing between either plot line fucking pissed me off. How did anyone okay this?

I think I may finally may be done with this ridiculous excuse of a professionally written story, but I don’t know.

It used to be worse. Much worse. Keep going bro you are so close to the end of ARR lol

[Lokus]

It was so bad the game even joked about it.

[BaneTheBrawler]

push through; you're nearly to the turning point.

[Xno Kappa]

Oh shit super long cutscene warning just happened fellas!

[Xno Kappa]

Damn this is some red wedding shit

[Xno Kappa]

YO WE GOT CREDITS!!!

[Andalusian girls]

they said it couldn't be done

[Anoat]

Congrats Xno you made it

Just another little warning. SE fired all of the voice actors from ARR and replaced them with new VA from Heavensward and moving forward. It might be a little jarring at first. But I think the new voice cast is better.

[Fiye]

The Gunbreaker invulnerable move, Super Bollide, is my absolute favorite of the tanks. Makes you invincible for 10 seconds and reduces your HP to 1. It never fails to freak out the healer.

I like it because if you hate the party you can just pop it and kill yourself at the end of a dungeon by clicking off the buff.

[BaneTheBrawler]

YO WE GOT CREDITS!!!

nice. enjoy heavensward, my dude. the story really drops into gear from here on out.

[Xno Kappa]

Alright fellas let’s get the ball rolling on Heavensward. The opening movie has me fucking hyped!

Congrats Xno you made it

Just another little warning. SE fired all of the voice actors from ARR and replaced them with new VA from Heavensward and moving forward. It might be a little jarring at first. But I think the new voice cast is better.

Good. Most of it was fucking awful. Sounded like a straight up 90s dub.

[Xno Kappa]

Probably because I’m a sucker for snow zones, but I fucking love all these new Coerthas areas. The music is straight up on point too.

[Xno Kappa]

I fucking love the story line so far. The highly revered pope of Ishgard, “yo these ascian niggas are corny as hell, lets fuck em up” lmao.