Do spam bros still play XIV

[Xno Kappa]

Finally made triple triad my bitch and got every card in the game what a journey

This is some GOAT shit right here lol.

[Zealot]

Up to 4 out of the 7 Heavenswards birds. Doesn't look like it's possible to solo Sephirot even at 90 because of his stupid one-shot mechanics.

[Anoat]

So I trolled a little the other night thought y’all might get some laughs out of this.

Que up on DRK for 50/60/70/80 dungeon roulette and que pops, it’s 40 min in progress which is a big red flag but I figure fuck it I can get instant que on tank anyway so I pop in for shits and giggles. It’s Amnesis Anyder and they are on the 2nd boss. As I que in the healer Sage is raging on the two DPS (a RDM and SMN) about how they keep fucking up. So we go pull and indeed the dps are shit, dying to everything, vuln stacks everywhere, and the Sage ends up dying too presumably because he was rage typing a manifesto about how they were shit and he ends up face down as well. And when I say these DPS are bad I don’t mean they mess up their rotation, I mean like they literally ran from stack markers like the WHY ARE YOU RUNNING meme. So I end up soloing the boss from like 70% myself. It’s pretty easy it just takes forever. By this point the dps have bailed out either from embarrassment or the verbal abuse from the Sage. So the Sage watches me solo this boss all the way down to 1% and then I disengage and let it kill me. The Sage LOSES HIS SHIT ON ME and then rage quits. Oh it was glorious. So anyways I throw it back in que and me and replacements finish the dungeon in like 10 minutes. Good times.

[Zealot]

I think I'm about halfway through Stormblood, about to enter the Azim Steppe as soon as I finish doing these fucking catfish kids' homework for them.

[Zealot]

Eye starts twitching now whenever I finish something in the MSQ and instantly 7 markers pop up on my map of people who can't tie their own shoelaces.

[Starby]

I gave up on normal quests halfway through heavensward. Quest+ only for me. Give me my aether currents and let me get on with my life.

I'm about 70% ish of the way through endwalker now and this whole journey has definitely been worth it.

[Anoat]

From now on when I do a dungeon and honestly nobody was good I’m withholding my commendation and hitting them with the Emet-Selch “YOU ARE UNWORTHY OF MY PATRONAGE”

[Xno Kappa]

Lol

[Zealot]

Almost through 4.0 I think. Seems like attacking Doma is soon. I'm just trying to get to the point where I can spend tomestones again.

[Koyangi]

Holy shit, still a whole 2.0 behind!

[Zealot]

Yeah I've been going at a pretty mild pace.

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[Anoat]

This post got locked on the XIV subreddit lmao

[Boyiee]

Finally finished stormblood... On my 80 Sam.

Now to cruise through shadowbringers.

[Anoat]

Xno what’s your Endwalker update homie are we shedding manly tears yet

[Zealot]

I still haven't started 4.1, besides doing the raid content.

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[Koyangi]

Zealot's just going slow because he doesn't want to shed manly tears in 5.x and 6.x.

[Zealot]

I need to get MCH, DNC, and BRD to 70, after that I'll move into Shadowbringers. Think I'm going to start the 4.1 content tomorrow anyway just so I can move on as soon as I finish leveling my jobs.

Also, FUCK, I need a team to go through the Palace of the Dead with. I can't solo that Hydra. Maybe I could on WAR but it would take forever on a tank job.

[Starby]

I need to get MCH, DNC, and BRD to 70, after that I'll move into Shadowbringers. Think I'm going to start the 4.1 content tomorrow anyway just so I can move on as soon as I finish leveling my jobs.

Also, FUCK, I need a team to go through the Palace of the Dead with. I can't solo that Hydra. Maybe I could on WAR but it would take forever on a tank job.

Don't watch the shadowbringers cinematic until after the first shb dungeon imo. It's a little bit spoilery.

It's imo the best expansion cinematic too. Just wish I waited to watch it

[Zealot]

Jesus Christ this PvP event requires 60 wins to get the last mount. I'm almost Rank 50 in my GC and only have 21.

[Anoat]

The event goes for a long time you should be able to get it if you really grind it. There is also likely to be some groups out there organizing win trading, there always is, if you care to look. It’s definitely against TOS so don’t ask in game.