Spam Virus Panic Levels

[Mertron]

my brother went to an asian market and said they not only had everything, but had sales on everything to drive customers in

he bought two whole chickens for like 4 bucks each so i drove to my parents house (he still lives there) and ate one

my parents are in hawaii for ten days so i just stole all their food instead of shopping

[Mertron]

the bad news is i now have coronavirus

virums

[Mertron]

im joking btw, i don’t have virums

[Mertron]

yet

[Rhyis.]

if you call it shanghai shingles its less menacing

[Xno Kappa]

That’s racist

[Fondue]

Listen here Jack, I'm gonna set you straight. I'll only say this once so listen up, Fat. This virus isn't going anywhere. Let me repeat myself, this virus isn't going anywhere. Back in my day we didn't call it covid whatever; we called it the "Shanghai Shivers". OK, here's the deal, Slick. I used to know a guy, went by the name Cornflake Jackson. Ol' Cornflake used to play guitar down at the pool hall. He caught the Shanghai Shivers one year and let me tell you, if Cornflake Jackson says, "It ain't no thang" you can take that to the bank, Buckaroo. That's how I know you're full of shit. I'd punch your daughter straight in the mouth.

[Andalusian girls]

you have my vote

[Rhyis.]

your ideas are intriguing to me and i wish to subscribe to your newsletter

[Roranora]

wow well done, let us have another some time

[Milkster]

If you live in a major city in America you've most likely been exposed to this thing and now it's just incubation time yo.

[Milkster]

Them closing the gyms was such bullshit.

[Andalusian girls]

i usually don't give a shit about isolating because vidya/books/sports/piano/movies fill up my non-work hours no worries but no gym and no sports is hitting hard my body is going stir crazy

[Milkster]

Forcing a bunch of people inside, most with no jobs or income and no recreation.

Oooh baby the depression.

[Mertron]

i can’t find my copy of american psycho, worst quarantine ever

[Xno Kappa]

My biggest struggle is gonna be not to drink every night to be honest. Teleworking is too damn easy.

[Astylla]

I'm just waiting at this point for one of my coworkers to get it because we are stationed at the airport and there's no way we haven't been exposed on some level.

And I know my promotion is even further on the back burner now so taking all the overtime and giving no fucks.

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[shepardG]

Oh I had a little boy last year , I been away from BG for to long. His ne is Tyler Atticus Garrett. He is my world

[shepardG]

[Lucienne]

Oh I had a little boy last year , I been away from BG for to long. His ne is Tyler Atticus Garrett. He is my world

He's adorable! <3

Yesterday I had my mother send protective masks to my dad and his wife in Prague, so that they could board public transportation.
My parents have not spoken to each other for at least 20 years or so.