Spam Virus Panic Levels

[NynJa]

Covid is pro-canabis

[D44kpunk]

Better get tested fam

Ain't nobody sticking some shit up my nose.

I basically have been living a quarantine life for a little while now

[archibaldcrane]

you dumb bastard

[NynJa]

You KNOW you were very likely exposed to COVID, and yet you refuse to get tested. You're probably not the only fucking retarded american who thinks this way, and this is why COVID cases in the USA are rising at an exponential rate.

[Zealot]

I'm certain there's a reason why you're the stupid person in this situation.

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[D44kpunk]

What's the current doctors recommendation for covid? Fluids and rest?

I'm already gonna do that.

I'm showing no symptoms. I work from home and don't leave the house except to get Amazon packages off the front porch. What exactly would getting tested accomplish at this time? Just so I'm aware

[D44kpunk]

If there's a reason to get tested at this time please let me know as going to get tested would multiply my exposure to people many times. If I had even a single symptom I'd have gone already. Wanting to boost the statistics does not sound like a great reason to go out

[D44kpunk]

Seems in Iowa they will not schedule a test for you unless you're showing symptoms.

Go fuck yourselves retards

[Fondue]

i'd guess if you told them you were directly exposed to multiple people who've tested positive they'd test you if you wanted it

[D44kpunk]

Possible. Website says not to get tested if you have no symptoms. I'm gonna go with what the medical people say. Hopefully it's not some kuro fellow writing that

[archibaldcrane]

You're not seeing your gf?

[Day]

go get tested and refuse to sign your state mandated quarantine order and receive your free 2020 ankle monitor

[Rhyis.]

if you're not going to get tested you better get tested the moment you're thinking of no longer self isolating. this shit can last months

[D44kpunk]

You're not seeing your gf?

Are you saying I should disagree with the medical professionals of my state? Dang.

No gf, I'm short small dicked unlikeable and went on my first date last week, remember?

This is a wild time to be alive

[Roranora]

that was almost an answer

[Milkster]

D44k is so damaged he can't answer a yes or no question without getting angry and defensive. So that middle sentence just an admission of why he's so awful.

[Salodin]

Bruh if the pot head can get tested cause he might have shared a joint with someone who had contact, then you def can just for the peace of mind of knowing you are not currently spreading the virus. Its not a big ask, honestly.

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[D44kpunk]

to be clear, the advisement from BG is that i lie on the assessment and say i have symptoms so that i can get tested?

god if ignoring kuro/heavenscloud/tymon's medical advice becomes the new standard on this forum i'd be all about ignoring it here. how can we make this happen?

[Roranora]

to be clear, the advisement from BG is that i lie on the assessment and say i have symptoms so that i can get tested?

god if ignoring kuro/heavenscloud/tymon's medical advice becomes the new standard on this forum i'd be all about ignoring it here. how can we make this happen?

it's pretty fucking incredible how you are consistently the worst amongst a forum composed entirely of assholes

now take it to the poopdeck and make me a winner

[Melena]

it's pretty fucking incredible how you are consistently the worst amongst a forum composed entirely of assholes

now take it to the poopdeck and make me a winner

He won't take it there. He needs his safe space from all the meenie head people that make him feel bad.