Spam Virus Panic Levels

[Salodin]

He won't take it there. He needs his safe space from all the meenie head people that make him feel bad.

Until its too much for his tiny heart and he takes a sabbatical

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[D44kpunk]

it's pretty fucking incredible how you are consistently the worst amongst a forum composed entirely of assholes

now take it to the poopdeck and make me a winner

so yes, i am supposed to lie on the assessment?

[NynJa]

https://idph.iowa.gov/Portals/1/user...2007_10_20.pdf

Symptomatic and asymptomatic close contacts (defined as spending more than 15
minutes within 6 feet) of persons who test positive for COVID-19 infection using PCR
viral testing (close contact testing should not occur until at least 48 hours after the
earliest exposure to COVID-19 positive persons)

I'm pretty sure you fall under this one. Go get tested nigga.

[D44kpunk]

Nah I answered that one honestly. Was like 5min per kid pick up and drop off. Not sure on the 6 feet was what I put.

[Demosthenes]

https://www.theguardian.com/world/20...se-trial-shows

[NynJa]

How did "we watch her every thursday and friday" turn to "only 5 minutes pick up and drop off"?

[Andalusian girls]

it's pretty fucking incredible how you are consistently the worst amongst a forum composed entirely of assholes

hey now

there are one or two nice people here

[D44kpunk]

How did "we watch her every thursday and friday" turn to "only 5 minutes pick up and drop off"?

We didn't watch her sister, we watched her niece. I'd go back and quote my original post but I'm lazy. Reading is hard my man

[D44kpunk]

Girlfriends sister tested positive for covid. We watch her daughter (niece) every Thursday and Friday. I wonder if I've had this shit already with the couple close proximity cases I've seen

[Day]

i dont think it was the person he was questioning about

[Rhyis.]

hey now

there are one or two nice people here

this is seriously questionable

[archibaldcrane]

No gf, I'm short small dicked unlikeable and went on my first date last week, remember?

I thought you said your gf's sister tested positive?

[Day]

he did say that

[archibaldcrane]

Well hopefully the niece is tested and negative so we don't have to worry about D44K's Heisenbergian gf

[Day]

this story got a lot of holes tbh

[D44kpunk]

Well hopefully the niece is tested and negative so we don't have to worry about D44K's Heisenbergian gf

she is tested and negative.

her husband also tested and negative, i haven't interacted with him in a few months tho.

hopefully this fills in all the gaps.

i appreciate everyones concern

[Zealot]

I wasn't worried.

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[NynJa]

she is tested and negative.

her husband also tested and negative, i haven't interacted with him in a few months tho.

hopefully this fills in all the gaps.

i appreciate everyones concern

Your girlfriends sister tested positive for covid. You watch her daughter twice a week. Its very likely that the daughter is positive, and if the daughter is positive, the people who watch the daughter twice a week, in this case you, are likely to have it.

[D44kpunk]

maybe i'll die

[Day]

lmao