Spam Virus Panic Levels

[Fondue]

boomer facebook tier post smh

[Anoat]

There is a Golden Corral in my town right across the street from a city park where a lot of homeless people live, it’s honestly pretty clutch for them because if they can panhandle $10 a day they can hit up the all you can eat buffet every day of the week.

[Melena]

Ingot deemed essential at work for the time being, so in I go.

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[shepardG]

Homeless people on that OMAD before it was the new fad. Learn alot from homeless people. Just ask dirty mike and the boys

[shepardG]

Also Panda, I'm on TRT, and it has been the 2nd greatest thing in my life in the last 4 years. If the military would have treated me with TRT while I was in, I'd never gotten medically retired. But... I'm cool with it now, cause that contractor life is where it's at.
Also I miss you boo. Tell me you kept your fucking nose out the yeyo and stayed up in the gym?

[BerenTebogo]

My biggest struggle is gonna be not to drink every night to be honest. Teleworking is too damn easy.

Stay strong man, try to not keep alcohol around. Friend who is in AA is saying that this is a big concern for a lot of people since “alcoholism preys on isolation”.

Idk if you’re still actively trying to recover but I hope you are.

[Anoat]

Fire up FFXI or FFXIV or FFXV and go fishing when you have downtime.

[Roranora]

Job wants to start these gay ass accountability sheets on what you did throughout the day.

put down "personal time" for the shitposting and "digital training" for any gaming

[tyven]

Means I'm playing TFT all day Bros

wats TFT

[synistar]

My panic level - 2. Panic level when consider I'm the conservator for my father - 7.

There are a dozen or so confirmed cases within 10 miles of me. I p. much resigned that it's community borne. I'm still required to show up to work (biotech) so I'm just rolling the dice until I get infected and kick my dad out of the house. Too bad he won't have anywhere to go unless I call my aunt who is probably holed up like fort knox behind her gated community. Can't go to my older brother's place (nurse at a hospital) nor my younger brother's (wife works LA county health department inspecting health care facilities like hospitals and retirement homes/acute hospice)

Yea p much fucked at this point.

[Rhyis.]

at this point im just waiting for nicer weather so that while everyone else is holed up indoors caressing their toilet paper stash i'm outdoors playing golf everyday

[Milkster]

at this point im just waiting for nicer weather so that while everyone else is holed up indoors caressing their toilet paper stash i'm outdoors playing golf everyday

There will be a resurgence once the weather breaks and the cabin fever gets to be too much.

[Krandor]

Outdoor activities wouldn't be remotely as much of an issue. Way easier to maintain that sweet sweet social distancing on a golf course or if you're out on a hike.

[Tokitoki]

wats TFT

Team Fight Tactics? That LoL spin off. What do the kids call it? Auto-chess?

[Andalusian girls]

there's only one TFT and it involves Arthas being a cunt

[Rhyis.]

Outdoor activities wouldn't be remotely as much of an issue. Way easier to maintain that sweet sweet social distancing on a golf course or if you're out on a hike.

thats what i'm saying. golf is literally the perfect sport for this shit and peeps are probably gonna keep holed up for a while, even if it's just 'cause a ton of people are gonna be broke.

see yall on the green in a month

[Andalusian girls]

and also Illidan being a cunt

[Andalusian girls]

and also Kael'thas being a cunt

[Andalusian girls]

i forget if that game had a hero

[Fondue]

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