Spam Virus Panic Levels

[thetruepandagod]

Will report symptom experiences here if sick though, for science.

[thetruepandagod]

At least i'm out here supporting small family restaurants!

[Demosthenes]

Tell me about it. I had my wifey make sure her finger prints were on my biometric gun locks, but she told me today that my 76 and 74 mother and father respectively, are still fucking going out and doing what they gonna do, and then visiting my 94 year old grandmother on the daily. You know you've grown up when you have to call your parents and tell them to fucking act right.

I can't even get through to my fucking dad. Guys got a heart of gold, and brain of straight fucking lead. Still loving trump, still thinking this shit is all fucking stupid. My mom takes it a bit more seriously... she just had fucking brain surgery on the god damn 8th of march, but ... she lacks critical thinking skills at this point in her life. She can't understand that being concerned is not an actual effective means of vector control. Like... mom... STOP GOING INTO PUBLIC EVERY OTHER DAY. STOP VISITING MY GRANDMOTHER.

They are brainwashed from 70+ years of right wing shittery. and Tyler is gonna end up without grandparents

Mother in-law goes grocery shopping every day. Has visitors, catches the bus. I'm just like WTF MOM! STOP! I cannot impress upon her that I need my son to at least know his grandparents. Only 3/4 are alive as it were. It is especially egregious since my father in-law gets wrecked by respiratory shit.

[shepardG]

were gonna come through this and lucky or unlucky were gonna tell our kids about how wonderful their grandparents are, and how loving and caring they were, and how they raised their children (us) to be better than themselves, and then were gonna have to caveat the entire feel good moment by saying : "But as wonderfully caring and loving as they were, they were incredible un-educated, nieve and stupid."

[Tokitoki]

Cases in my county in NY went from like 7 on Friday to 82 this morning.

They just opened drive through testing near me so I'm guessing the numbers will continue to increase.

[Xno Kappa]

Mother in-law goes grocery shopping every day. Has visitors, catches the bus. I'm just like WTF MOM! STOP! I cannot impress upon her that I need my son to at least know his grandparents. Only 3/4 are alive as it were. It is especially egregious since my father in-law gets wrecked by respiratory shit.

I had to tell my mom the same thing. Old Hispanics in NYC are stubborn as shit and thinks everything can be cured with lemon and honey.

[NynJa]

Will report symptom experiences here if sick though, for science.

Maybe you'll get lucky and all the drugs n shit in your system will scare covid off.

Thats my theory on why covid isnt infecting kids: it gets in their system, looks at all the germy bactria already in their body and goes elsewhere.

[Zealot]

Dad in the hospital with fluid in his lungs, don't think it's COVID related but obviously not ideal timing.

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[Tokitoki]

One of our field offices was visited by someone exposed to coronavirus.

I don't know exactly what that means, but it's getting closer.

[Xno Kappa]

Looks like I'm going to be teleworking well into late April.

[Roranora]

we got coworkers flying to Hawaii and back during a pandemic then we have office staff who think staying home 1 day "just in case" is any kind of meaningful measure

i think we're fucked, pending proper fucked

[NynJa]

we got coworkers flying to Hawaii and back during a pandemic then we have office staff who think staying home 1 day "just in case" is any kind of meaningful measure

i think we're fucked, pending proper fucked

I'd just tell your boss "I'm working from home, when they catch COVID and die, I'll come back"

[Dimmauk]

Everyone: STAY HOME. FLATTEN THE CURVE.

Also Everyone: Look at me, I'm outside, grocery store, etc...

[Rhyis.]

i'm surprised any employer is letting their people fly atm. the potential for lawsuits down the road is huge

[Roranora]

I'd just tell your boss "I'm working from home, when they catch COVID and die, I'll come back"

no WFH for me matey, just hoping I recover from it when I get it and that our whole household does the same

some pandemic plan

[D44kpunk]

no WFH for me matey, just hoping I recover from it when I get it and that our whole household does the same

some pandemic plan

quit your job, sell cocaine

[Roranora]

now we've moved into some solid advice

[Tokitoki]

So I officially know someone who has tested positive for COVID-19 and whose husband is current sick.

[Rhyis.]

now we've moved into some solid advice

i bet the weed industry is probably booming atm

[Krandor]

I think most dispensaries have been going to medical only