Spam Virus Panic Levels

[Xno Kappa]

Outside of Joaquin everything else was pretty mediocre tbh. Although the payoff at the end was pretty dope.

[Mertron]

Day where's the pic of the good ol' boy who poisons himself that's what I imagine these boomers looked like drinking their fish rinse

not sure which version you want but

[Mertron]

also this is great



ole miss askin people to update them wills to make sure they get their alumni money

[Anoat]

They probably expecting a lot of their old money alums to get the ‘rona and die soon, gotta get that money upfront

[Anoat]

My office fired our business manager today and called me in on day 2 of my already rescheduled once vacation to pick up the slack I am so fucking done I realize this is a terrible time to go job hunting but I honestly think I’ll be let go myself before the end of April if I don’t ragequit first.

[Anoat]

On further reflection naw I’m gonna make em fire me to draw unemployment

[synistar]

I got a work email with a copy of another letter to hand over to the police if I get pulled over saying I work in an essential industry. I don't even think it's worth the effort to print it out since the police don't give a damn if you socially distance yourself in your own car.

[Rhyis.]

your employer seems confused

[Anoat]

Did y’all see that video of Trump gtfo when the lady next to him was saying she had a fever? Good lord Trump hasn’t elicited a laugh like that from me in a long time

[D44kpunk]

i'm starting to feel sick. who's gonna tell you all what happened to me if i die of covid?

[D44kpunk]

i can only imagine the turmoil some of you will face wondering where i went

[Demosthenes]

Maybe you'll die.

[tyven]

i can only imagine the turmoil some of you will face wondering where i went

I’ll carry you with me forever bro

[Demosthenes]

Fuck, maybe I'll die.

[Demosthenes]

Maybe we'll all die.

[Andalusian girls]

to die to sleep no more, by a sleep to say we end the heartache and thousand natural shocks that flesh is heir to, tis a consummation devoutly to be wished, to die, to sleep, perchance to dream but ay there's the rub for in that sleep of death what dreams may come

[Day]

Maybe we'll all die.

https://twitter.com/PERFECTSWEETlE/s...594434560?s=20

[Andalusian girls]

Schumer and Mnuchin have hammered out a $2 trillion relief package, McConnell reportedly mostly stayed away but is good with it.

devil's in the details but

The legislation, unprecedented in its size and scope, aims to flood the economy with capital by sending $1,200 checks to many Americans, creating a $367 billion loan program for small businesses, and setting up a $500 billion fund for industries, cities and states.

Other provisions include a massive boost to unemployment insurance, $150 billion for state and local stimulus funds and $130 billion for hospitals, among numerous other provisions.

Treasury got their slush fund but Senate Dems got an independent inspector general and an oversight board in place to oversee the loans. airlines get their bailout. checks targeted to exclude the well-off (but maybe still the poorest depending on the exact wording). maybe spending too much all around but now's the time eh, seems like a decent compromise. Pelosi is expected to set the House bill that had everyone clutching their pearls aside and try to pass this bitch through the House unanimously. we shall see.

[Milkster]

https://twitter.com/gage_limbach/sta...646765568?s=09

Does Panda read this? If not AG get this to Panda.

[shepardG]

https://twitter.com/gage_limbach/sta...646765568?s=09

Does Panda read this? If not AG get this to Panda.

that did indeed make me smile lol