Spam Virus Panic Levels

[Andalusian girls]

that's rather impressive i think i'd die if i did a gram of coke all at once.

[shepardG]

an 8ball is what... 1.5g?

[Andalusian girls]

3.5 jack, ounce is roughly 28 grams ergo 8th

[shepardG]

oh so he didn't even do an entire 8-ball... he's fine

[shepardG]

Also how have we not just called this fucking thing the C-virus .... it's like all the hard work that umbrella corp put in to make those amazing movies was FOR NOTHING.

[Tokitoki]

Second case of a positive test close to me.

One of the guys from another company we share a small office building with. Got an email from the owner of my company that the guy hadn't been to the building for "over a week" and was self-quarantining.

My dude, I was at the office every day until Friday. He was sharing common spaces with us the whole time. Bathroom, lunch room, elevators, hallways. Touching door handles and shit. "Over a week" doesn't make me feel better, it just means he was there while I was there.

[Roranora]

Were you washing your hands well a couple weeks ago? You may be okay, pls don't die before the empanadas.

[Tokitoki]

Were you washing your hands well a couple weeks ago? You may be okay, pls don't die before the empanadas.

Yeah, my hands are dry as fuck from washing them so often.

Had a coworker text me this morning about the same email. He basically said "fuck that I'm not going in no matter what they tell me."

[Tokitoki]

You know what's great about working from home? Not only do you get to shit on company time, but you get to do it on your own bowl.

[Milkster]

Second case of a positive test close to me.

One of the guys from another company we share a small office building with. Got an email from the owner of my company that the guy hadn't been to the building for "over a week" and was self-quarantining.

My dude, I was at the office every day until Friday. He was sharing common spaces with us the whole time. Bathroom, lunch room, elevators, hallways. Touching door handles and shit. "Over a week" doesn't make me feel better, it just means he was there while I was there.

You gonna have visit from MISS RONA soon

[D44kpunk]

do i make too much money to get that government bread?

[Xno Kappa]

I still don't understand the criteria for getting free money either.

[Krandor]

I still don't understand the criteria for getting free money either.

What's your pay scale?

I think if you're under GS-13 you'll get the full amount.

[Fondue]

if you solo make less than 75k you get full, if you and your spouse filing jointly make less than 150k you get full

over that you get less up to 100k/200k and then you get nothing

supposedly this is based on 2018 taxes?

[Roranora]

where's my $100k free monies this is bullshit

[Roranora]

i require 40 mortgage payments of relief

[Xno Kappa]

This is god damn bullshit.

[Andalusian girls]

if you solo make less than 75k you get full, if you and your spouse filing jointly make less than 150k you get full

over that you get less up to 100k/200k and then you get nothing

supposedly this is based on 2018 taxes?

factual +500 per tiny gent / small lady

[Fondue]

how much do you get for a nonbinary child?

[Fondue]

how about large adult children too