Spam Virus Panic Levels

[D44kpunk]

you had me fooled. usually doesn't happen either as only my dog eats grass so it's unrelated to my gene pool

[Demosthenes]

you had me fooled. usually doesn't happen either as only my dog eats grass so it's unrelated to my gene pool

Is this manlet trying to insult me or my baby for my baby doing baby shit? LMAO! Fucking manlets.

[D44kpunk]

for some reason it doesn't surprise me that you're having trouble comprehending something

[Zealot]

My brother once told my mom he'd rather eat dirt than whatever it was she made for dinner so she told him to do it and sure enough he marched out the front door and she had to run after him and tear clumps of dirt out of his hands.

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[Andalusian girls]

You know every country is gonna get corona eventually. But China? They got it right off the bat.

i heard people chatting about the pandemic the other day and was like what do Romeo & Juliet have to do with this and they were like we said the corona virus AG not the Verona crisis

[Andalusian girls]

please clap

[Demosthenes]

for some reason it doesn't surprise me that you're having trouble comprehending something

You keep reaching, but you're just not tall enough.

[Lucienne]

Holy shit, reading the last few pages, you guys aren't even stuck in the same room and you argue like you've been married for 15 years.

Pulmonary embolism in both lungs for my Dad. Again likely not COVID related so much as it is he's a 65 year old man who's taken horrible care of himself for 40 years but what a shitty time for it to happen.

Sorry to hear. That shit sucks even if you're young and healthy. I hope he pulls through.

Florida is allowing booze to go from restaurants but legally it must be pre packaged by the distributor. But most restaurants are saying fuck that and putting shit in gallon jugs and styrofoam cups and no cops give a shit because it’s the end times.

We need this in Sweden!
We've all been laid off as of this Tuesday. The intention is to stay open and rehire people before their notice runs out, but who knows what the situation is like in a month. For now we have guests, less than normal, but still.

On a positive note, our grocery store this afternoon:

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[D44kpunk]

You keep reaching, but you're just not tall enough.

i got it the first time, thought it was like a C- at best

[Demosthenes]

i got it the first time, thought it was like a C- at best

Then maybe stop reaching?

[Dimmauk]

Is this manlet trying to insult me or my baby for my baby doing baby shit? LMAO! Fucking manlets.

Angry at baby for being taller than him.

[Mertron]

please clap

[D44kpunk]

if at a certain height your intelligence drops to a point that you're eating grass, i'm gonna stay strong on my path to meet BGs definition of a manlet

[Zealot]

I was worried because I had a sore throat, dry cough, and was writing volumes of poetry on Roman mythology in epic meter, but the doctor said I actually have OVID-19.

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[Anoat]

please clap

We should stop with coronavirus jokes, it’s serious so they shouldn’t be allowed. Unless it’s an inside joke.

[Demosthenes]

Angry at baby for being taller than him.

LMAOOOOOO!

[Demosthenes]

if at a certain height your intelligence drops to a point that you're eating grass, i'm gonna stay strong on my path to meet BGs definition of a manlet

I know it's shocking to you that babies put random shit in their mouths. It's ok. What they do is learn, which you don't seem to be doing.

[AoE]

https://twitter.com/BrentTerhune/sta...885414914?s=20

[Cail]

please clap

[NynJa]

i heard people chatting about the pandemic the other day and was like what do Romeo & Juliet have to do with this and they were like we said the corona virus AG not the Verona crisis

People call you AG in person?