Spam Virus Panic Levels

[Andalusian girls]

Laughed out loud for real at this one

the cutest way to die

[NynJa]

My company ceo did a company wide conference call this afternoon and announced no more 401k matching and company wide 10% pay reduction indefinitely so I’m gonna need people to start sending me job listings cause fuck that shit I’m out

Sounds like you need to drop your efficiency by ~15%

[Tokitoki]

Local brewery is doing beer and pizza deliveries (they make good pizza. wood-fired, brick oven). The prices for both pizza and beer are cheaper than they normally are, plus they have deals for two pizzas, salad, and a side for even less.

I'mma get a couple six packs and some pizza tonight boys. Two pizzas, salad, side, 3 six packs for $65 with tip.

[D44kpunk]

i haven't left the house in 3 days now

[Xno Kappa]

Shit is gonna hit the fan in the next week or two when people and businesses can’t pay their rent/mortgages.

[D44kpunk]

i'm still hoping i get laid off because of this, would motivate me to find a new better job

[Day]

growing tired of the woke scolding on social media, we all get it niggas there is a virus wash your hands and stay home, these wine moms planning on typing that shit every day or what

[Day]

who are they even talking to at this point

[Rhyis.]

homeless people

[Fondue]

sounds like my wife gets a check too lel nice

WHO IS ELIGIBLE? - Everbody in the United States with a social security number. This includes people on disability and Social Security.

[Tokitoki]

i haven't left the house in 3 days now

I guess I took my dog for a walk with my daughter like Tuesday? Monday? But I haven't gone anywhere really.

[shepardG]

growing tired of the woke scolding on social media, we all get it niggas there is a virus wash your hands and stay home, these wine moms planning on typing that shit every day or what

while I agree with you, there are plenty of people who are god damn oblivious to 1) reality 2) their own fucking actions 3) shit going on around them. While I don't think Karen's FB post is gonna cause a revolution, if it reminds one person to wash they hands, i'll allow it.

Besides...what the fuck are you still doing on god damn facebook. You need to delete that shit ASAP.

[D44kpunk]

I guess I took my dog for a walk with my daughter like Tuesday? Monday? But I haven't gone anywhere really.

oh, i guess i wasn't counting that. i've been talking the pup for walks. i haven't gotten in my car and driven somewhere in a while. went to menards to get yard clips on like monday. think that was the last time i was out

[Roranora]

I'm still leaving everyday and working all the same. I should be grateful but I really just want copious vidya time.

At least traffic is chill these days.

[Rhyis.]

i too go to work everyday although at a fraction the hours

[Day]

while I agree with you, there are plenty of people who are god damn oblivious to 1) reality 2) their own fucking actions 3) shit going on around them. While I don't think Karen's FB post is gonna cause a revolution, if it reminds one person to wash they hands, i'll allow it.

Besides...what the fuck are you still doing on god damn facebook. You need to delete that shit ASAP.

if they dont know by now they arent on social media or havent been to a store or watched the news. and i get it most of them think they are helping but its developed into some kind of mom scolding and sharing memes about how your family members will die alone. miss me with that shit brenda.

i use fb for my band, i was almost completely off it, you right I should stop even going there for now though, nothing but annoying ass normies.

[Astylla]

I'm still leaving everyday and working all the same. I should be grateful but I really just want copious vidya time.

At least traffic is chill these days.

Same, I mean glad to have a steady paycheck and getting extra leave time for just showing up but wouldn't mind a few days paid off. Sometimes being an essential employee sucks.

Though one of my coworkers has been gone a week and last I heard another two to go so..there's that.

My commute is only ten minutes to begin with so I've got that going for me but less idiots on the road has been nice.

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[Day]

I went to lowes yesterday and they have glass up at every register like a fuckin gas station in the hood and Xs taped on the floor so you stand in line several feet apart. kind of surreal out there hope I didn't get corona

[Fondue]

did the lady coof on her hands before handing you the receipt? that seems to be pretty standard when I go anywhere

[Salodin]

i'm still hoping i get laid off because of this, would motivate me to find a new better job

You just got this job!

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