Spam Virus Panic Levels

[Demosthenes]

My mom's facility has an outbreak. I'm officially at 10.

[Cail]

I already know two.

I know at least 2. (2 for sure, but working in emergency services, its probably more)

[Ksandra]

We joke and all and that’s cool but, the way these projections are going it is almost certain that everyone in America will personally know someone who dies from COVID-19 and then the memes might feel extra dark.

I saw a post the other day that talked about how memes are the modern-day nursery rhyme.

Like, we loved singing London Bridge is falling down, and then we get older and realize what it’s about and say, “WHY WOULD THEY SING THIS TO KIDS?”

And now we have Covid memes that people are gonna look back on a hundred years from now and be confused as to why we would joke about this.

[Tokitoki]

My boss told me yesterday that he knows someone who died from it and now he's taking it super cereal. Apparently the guy was only 32.

[Day]

humor is a coping mechanism, we see it with every tragedy its not really surprising to me there are covid memes

[Dimmauk]

We joke and all and that’s cool but, the way these projections are going it is almost certain that everyone in America will personally know someone who dies from COVID-19 and then the memes might feel extra dark.

Things won't get better until we fucking test everyone. Millions of people can spit or shit into a tube and mail it in and find out everything about themselves, why can't we mail out testing kits?

[Day]

social media was covid-18

[Day]

im addicted to opening twitter and facebook like a fuckin meth head, every time i open that shit it's brain rotting takes, wine moms yelling at the void, or just classic hell and despair

at least im not on reddit anymore

send help

[NynJa]

Things won't get better until we fucking test everyone. Millions of people can spit or shit into a tube and mail it in and find out everything about themselves, why can't we mail out testing kits?

Well, from what I saw about the covid testing, it involves sticking a swab so far up your nose its practically poking your brain. So someone administering a self-test will most likely do it wrong.

[Day]

we also need tests that will give results in house or else people will just be mailing their covid around

i saw trump had some shit out there the other day, was that something like that?

[Dimmauk]

we also need tests that will give results in house or else people will just be mailing their covid around

i saw trump had some shit out there the other day, was that something like that?

Yeah he took two tests. One was the nose swap, and the other was the new box, which I think is a pin prick?

[Tokitoki]

My company started laying off office guys. Great.

[Tokitoki]

I'm still safe afaik. My boss just offered to pay for a larger desk and second monitor at my home.

[D44kpunk]

Well, from what I saw about the covid testing, it involves sticking a swab up your nose its practically poking your brain. So someone administering a self-test will most likely do it wrong.

same as the flu test. incredibly unpleasant

[Milkster]

Gotta get up in that mothafucka. Deep enough until you bottom out.

[Salodin]

Didnt realize we were talking about this in the other thread

[D44kpunk]

no one cares about ycs

[NynJa]

Gotta get up in that mothafucka. Deep enough until you bottom out.

Should show that to these idiot non-believers.

"Heres the COVID test"

[Milkster]

It's how we test for the flu too.

[NynJa]

If I get the flu, I'm getting neocitran (Thera-Flu for the B-tier people) and hiding for a week tho.

I'm not old enough to worry about it.