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    From the country that gave us the Tenchi Solution. Backslidin', smdh.

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    Member since 2006 and still can't think of a title.
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    If you get the highest rank in Social Links during Persona 3: FES, you can smash every girl in the game before the end. Persona 4 makes you choose one.
    Harem route disaster in P5 is top tier.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mertron View Post
    huh, i remember this movie and seeing it as a kid but i was way too young to jerk it

    isn’t 9 young? i don’t think i jerked it until like middle school so like 12-13
    whenever American Pie came to DVD that Shannon Elizabeth scene was a real Road to Damascus moment

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    my fondest memory of masturbating for the first time was not knowing how to do it and kinda slapping and backhanding it back and forth and thinking damn this kinda stings fuck do people do it for

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    second only to the memory of the first time i fingered a more experienced girl and i just kinda rubbed her outer lips a bunch without actually penetrating vagina or finding clitoris and she was like 'this is your first time isn't it' and 13 year old AG was like 'WAT NO LOL DO IT ALL THE TIME'

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    ah to be innocent

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    I'm almost as bad as Mazmaz
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mertron View Post
    huh, i remember this movie and seeing it as a kid but i was way too young to jerk it

    isn’t 9 young? i don’t think i jerked it until like middle school so like 12-13
    9-10. i think that sounds about right

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    9 year olds who are masturbating are the 8th graders who are huge and then stay the same height the rest of their life

    (XY not XX/other)

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    10 more big macs a year and i could've been somebody

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    Quote Originally Posted by Andalusian girls View Post
    ah to be innocent
    I think back and laugh cause there was definitely a window of time where I was getting erections but didn’t know wtf it meant or that it had any utility so I’m just like eh fuck it gonna step into the kitchen and grab a snack and walked by my entire family in my pajamas with a raging boner

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    Quote Originally Posted by Roranora View Post
    9 year olds who are masturbating are the 8th graders who are huge and then stay the same height the rest of their life

    (XY not XX/other)
    Quote Originally Posted by Roranora View Post
    10 more big macs a year and i could've been somebody
    the absolute disrespect

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anoat View Post
    I think back and laugh cause there was definitely a window of time where I was getting erections but didn’t know wtf it meant or that it had any utility so I’m just like eh fuck it gonna step into the kitchen and grab a snack and walked by my entire family in my pajamas with a raging boner
    this is the big dick energy everyone needs in their life

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    Quote Originally Posted by Roranora View Post
    9 year olds who are masturbating are the 8th graders who are huge and then stay the same height the rest of their life

    (XY not XX/other)
    Fuck. You.

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    To be fair I reached this height like late high school and was tall for my age but now I'm just barely above average, assuming average is still 5 10

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    Quote Originally Posted by Andalusian girls View Post
    second only to the memory of the first time i fingered a more experienced girl and i just kinda rubbed her outer lips a bunch without actually penetrating vagina or finding clitoris and she was like 'this is your first time isn't it' and 13 year old AG was like 'WAT NO LOL DO IT ALL THE TIME'
    LMAO!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Salodin View Post
    To be fair I reached this height like late high school and was tall for my age but now I'm just barely above average, assuming average is still 5 10

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    Thats average

    For a manlet

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    I'm 5' 11" tho

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    Don't do this to me nynja

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    Quote Originally Posted by Salodin View Post
    I'm 5' 11" tho

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    You barely made the cutoff.

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    What do you call a man who just barely made the cut off?

    That's right, a man. Suck it d44k

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