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    >posting on bg
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    sorry bro gonna have to pick one

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    Quote Originally Posted by Milkster View Post
    What drugs do I take to numb myself to what I'm doing? And y'all keep bringing up what I do and want me to be so miserable doing it that it blows your mind that I'm not. That's a you problem. Not a me problem.
    "hey BG, I'm hyped up on poppers prolapsing my asshole for the enjoyment of others"

    Yup, this is completely normal.

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    yall ever fuck with online chess? i started playing recently and have a 900 rating. i dunno if thats good or bad

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    "hey BG, I'm at a club in Atlanta shitfaced on my birthday getting double fisted"

    Yup, this is normal too.

    Reminder that Day and I told you to get off BG and enjoy your birthday and hope you had a blessed night.

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    Lol now you're just combining posts and making up your own reality.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rhyis. View Post
    yall ever fuck with online chess? i started playing recently and have a 900 rating. i dunno if thats good or bad
    I’ve been messing around with it trying to use the Scholar’s mate after having watched Queens Gambit lmao.

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    Queens Gambit had no business being that good. It’s always fun when a series surprises you like that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lokus View Post
    Ain't nothing wrong with sex work so Milk's job is whatever. Milk trying to force people to fuck around and shove square pegs in their asshole is hella fucked up though. People have the option and if they don't want to then chill the fuck out.
    Quote Originally Posted by Milkster View Post
    But polyamory and non-monogamous relationships have existed since damn near the beginning of time. Organized religion and colonization tried to wipe out those cultures and practices.

    Like it's completely fine if you're monogamous and only practice that but let's not pretend it's the only way humans have interacted and that it's the only feasible option.
    I've never tried to force anyone to shove anything up their asses lol. I posted about my square peg collection and if I should let yall decide the next toy I buy. Also these arguments always start because the monogamy only crowd always gets into the anything other than monogamy is wrong and humans can't do it!

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    Milk let's talk about cock rings

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lokus View Post
    Ain't nothing wrong with sex work so Milk's job is whatever.
    the absolute fixation these boys have on what Milkster does with his penis i do declare

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    its not every day you know someone that farts in peoples mouths for money forgive me for assigning that to him lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rhyis. View Post
    yall ever fuck with online chess? i started playing recently and have a 900 rating. i dunno if thats good or bad
    i just started playing some again after a long break and i am terrrrrrrrrrrrribleeeeeee

    also 900 is fine for a beginner

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    Quote Originally Posted by Roranora View Post
    Milk let's talk about cock rings
    Get rubber ones. The metal ones sometimes get stuck and trap the blood in your penis then you have to go to the hospital and have them use the bolt cutters or a saw to get it off.

    Fort troff is pretty good as well as most leather stores. Don't do cheap ones, those will degrade quickly.

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    i like the chess piece that looks like a horse

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    Quote Originally Posted by Milkster View Post
    Lol now you're just combining posts and making up your own reality.
    https://www.bluegartr.com/threads/13...=1#post7163375

    This guy has to get so fucked up on drugs to "do what he loves to do" that he actually forget what happens.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Milkster View Post
    Get rubber ones. The metal ones sometimes get stuck and trap the blood in your penis then you have to go to the hospital and have them use the bolt cutters or a saw to get it off.

    Fort troff is pretty good as well as most leather stores. Don't do cheap ones, those will degrade quickly.
    we got one already, just recently

    yeah it's silicone and uh.. i guess as comfortable as it can be. it says not to leave it on for more than 30min and god damn i see why. i've tried it only a couple times for far, about 15-20min each. lol i was watching the clock like a hawk please don't ruin my cock

    we're just going for maximum clitoral stimulation and trying a new thing

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xno Kappa View Post
    I’ve been messing around with it trying to use the Scholar’s mate after having watched Queens Gambit lmao.
    Quote Originally Posted by Xno Kappa View Post
    Queens Gambit had no business being that good. It’s always fun when a series surprises you like that.
    im playing for the same reason. that show was surprisingly kick ass

    ... i dunno what any of the names for shit are tho. i just play

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rhyis. View Post
    im playing for the same reason. that show was surprisingly kick ass

    ... i dunno what any of the names for shit are tho. i just play
    top row: pawns
    bottom row: rook/castle knight/horse bishop queen king (if you forget queen/king order, queen goes on same color square) bishop knight/horse rook/castle

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    Quote Originally Posted by NynJa View Post
    https://www.bluegartr.com/threads/13...=1#post7163375

    This guy has to get so fucked up on drugs to "do what he loves to do" that he actually forget what happens.
    My birthday is the 19th. Those posts were from the 16th. At 8pm.
    Again when did I say I had to get so fucked up to do what I love?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Roranora View Post
    we got one already, just recently

    yeah it's silicone and uh.. i guess as comfortable as it can be. it says not to leave it on for more than 30min and god damn i see why. i've tried it only a couple times for far, about 15-20min each. lol i was watching the clock like a hawk please don't ruin my cock

    we're just going for maximum clitoral stimulation and trying a new thing
    Do you have a Hitachi wand or any other vibrating toy? If they can handle that much clitoral stimulation. You'll start to feel super engorged like so erect it hurts but it makes your penis look amazing if you keep them on.

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