Random Thoughts

[Rhyis.]

top row: pawns
bottom row: rook/castle knight/horse bishop queen king (if you forget queen/king order, queen goes on same color square) bishop knight/horse rook/castle

i mean the names for specific openings and defenses and shit. i know what the pieces are called

[NynJa]

There are names for openings?!?

[Xno Kappa]

These niggas not Open Sicilian.

[Rhyis.]

when you make moves on the website it'll tell you you're playing the french defence or whatever shit you're playing.

watch queens gambit. there's names for all the moves... the queens gambit is a move lol

[Andalusian girls]

i usually open with French Defense or Caro-Kann Defense. it gets kinda rote at a certain point though you're just memorizing deep into opening lines and responses. fresher to mix it up.

[Andalusian girls]

but when i gotta win a match u best believe French is coming out and a dozen attack lines followed to a T

[synistar]

Play some Fischer Random/Chess960 where openings don't exist.

[Gredival]

Women are already pushing the idea around of getting married to their best friends to raise kids with, spend time with, travel, etc and only sleeping with men on the side when the urge arises.

You are such a fucking terrible pitchman (haha geddit?)

You probably could have sold day and nynja on this if you just referenced the How I Met Your Mother episode where Ted and Barney discuss raising kids together as best bros.

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[NynJa]

just referenced the How I Met Your Mother episode where Ted and Barney discuss raising kids together as best bros.

[Roranora]

Do you have a Hitachi wand or any other vibrating toy? If they can handle that much clitoral stimulation. You'll start to feel super engorged like so erect it hurts but it makes your penis look amazing if you keep them on.

this is the first toy for me/us but yeah she has other toys

i think she can handle it as the vulva stuffs may not be amongst the most sensitive but we shall see after future carnal episodes

[Day]

this is quite a bit of information i don't care to take in

[Gredival]

The point is that the idea would be eminently more relatable if milk didn't have to embed everything in a shiny coat of anti-patriarchal/settler-colonial wokeness.

[Roranora]

this is quite a bit of information i don't care to take in

look i don't know how i feel about so erect it hurts but this thing does buzz like a bee so let's give it a go

it's a decent assumption Milk has some cock ring understandings right. although it did quickly veer to the emergency room and perhaps that might've been a bit much

[NynJa]

this is quite a bit of information i don't care to take in

Your subconscious rn:

[Day]

lmfao

[Demosthenes]

Your subconscious rn:

LOL!

[Milkster]

look i don't know how i feel about so erect it hurts but this thing does buzz like a bee so let's give it a go

it's a decent assumption Milk has some cock ring understandings right. although it did quickly veer to the emergency room and perhaps that might've been a bit much

Ooooh a vibrating cock ring. I haven't heard many positive experiences with them to want people to continue to use them. I can give you a full list of places I shop.

[Melena]

look i don't know how i feel about so erect it hurts but this thing does buzz like a bee so let's give it a go

it's a decent assumption Milk has some cock ring understandings right. although it did quickly veer to the emergency room and perhaps that might've been a bit much

If it makes you feel better, nothing personally will ever top me having to call my dad up at 10pm to ask to borrow his handcuff key because a friend called me in a panic cause one of her drunk friends went through her purse, saw a pair of handcuffs and went, this is awesome, I am going to handcuff a wrist to a bed post and not bother to look to see if she has a key or anything.

[Cail]

So all we have to do is get these fucks to stop making this fucking movie from being made

[Dimmauk]

If I know a poster on BG is a certain race, or from a certain part of the world, I'll read their posts with the corresponding stereotypical accent.

I think I might be racist. LOLOLOLOL