Random Thoughts

[Roranora]

today is the install date for the new windows and i am nervous and excited and already have the mild buyers remorse that comes with large purchases

kinda wish i could be home for it but it's all good

[Roranora]

TODAY IS WINDOWS WEDNESDAY <CALL5>

[thetruepandagod]

<call2> always gets em

[Rhyis.]

was that the loud whistle? i always used the loud whistle

[Mertron]

hmm

background: so in our group of friends there is this one guy who is, uh, a bit into porn. as in he willing admits he watches a lot of porn, and says he can identify a porn star just from a picture of their breasts. we have played this game with him before, in public no less, and yes, it’s safe to say he watches a lot of porn. we make jokes about him being a 3+ time masturbator per day and he’s basically like yep

so anyway

we were out the last night and he shows me and another friend a picture of a Japanese porn star and is like “hey (mert), doesn’t this girl kind of look like that girl you dated at rutgers like 10 years ago” and i was like uh, maybe a little but no not really” and he was insistent she looks like her

anyway im bringing this up because i have lots of questions basically all circling around “is this guy jacking off to people that look like people i used to date, and is this weird”

[Mertron]

i am not sure how to quite get my thought process out in this one

[Zealot]

I was convinced I found a girl I went to college with doing porn but I looked up the video and it turns out it was just a porn star who looked exactly like her but was about 8 years too old and in the wrong part of the country to be the same person.

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[Mertron]

there’s no chance this is the same person, just think it’s kind of weird if my buddy is enjoying and actively seeking out having imaginary sex with a girl i used to date

ten years later no less (actually i think just about exactly ten years)

[Day]

he prolly really wants it to be true and that is weird

[Anoat]

I was convinced I found a girl I went to college with doing porn but I looked up the video and it turns out it was just a porn star who looked exactly like her but was about 8 years too old and in the wrong part of the country to be the same person.

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One of the unexpected consequences of porn being shot in HD makes it difficult to place the year it was shot. You could be fapping to something filmed last week or something from 2009 who knows

[Krandor]

If it's a professionally made porno it's not that hard, just like with tv shows and movies there's websites to track when stuff was shot/released.

[Xno Kappa]

True story. A year or two ago some of my fellas hit up a titty bar in jersey and found two girls we couldn’t stand in high school dancing there.

I was half tempted that night to drive four hours just to join them lmao.

[Demosthenes]

True story. A year or two ago some of my fellas hit up a titty bar in jersey and found two girls we couldn’t stand in high school dancing there.

I was half tempted that night to drive four hours just to join them lmao.

LMAO real petty.

[Demosthenes]

To be fair 1999 was like 70 years ago. I'll be damned if I wanna see former schoolmates stripping.

[Milkster]

True story. A year or two ago some of my fellas hit up a titty bar in jersey and found two girls we couldn’t stand in high school dancing there.

I was half tempted that night to drive four hours just to join them lmao.

You were going to drive 4 hours to do what? Pay cover to get in and watch people you haven't seen in probably two decades, work?

[kuronosan]

Now I have to know where he went to high school.

[Zealot]

Across the street from the titty bar.

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[Xno Kappa]

I’m tempted to start smoking weed. Haven’t been drug tested in over a year.

[Krandor]

I’m tempted to start smoking weed. Haven’t been drug tested in over a year.

This is a trap and you know it.

[Roranora]

i did the synthetic urine thing once in the oilfield, saul good

probably can't advise it for someone with your position and career though Xno