I dont think I have ever gotten poop on my hands wiping my ass
bro
gotta be one hell of a shit to accomplish such a feat
If enough alcohol and/or mexican food has been involved I'm sure most of us have gotten some poo on our hands.
But then you just... wash your hands and move on with life.
I'm doing fine, thanks for asking.
man you guys pretending you've never ever gotten any poo on your hands are full of shit
remember when shannen doherty was a thing
You dumb bastard! It's not a schooner, it's a sailboat.
i like to keep this handy
for close encounters
Yall will stick your tongue up a girls bootyhole, but be afraid of getting a lil doodoo on your finger.
Wild.