Random Thoughts

[Anoat]

I love going to Disney World but even as a Florida Man the thought of going anytime in the summer is a big fat NOPE from me

[Mertron]

my sister has kids (who are older now) so my parents got the vacation club deal going, they go like 5-6 times a year (pre-covid)

i go once every 3-4 years to keep up appearances

[Mertron]

i did the drinking around the world at Epcot yesterday so now I’m just coasting until friday

[Salodin]

I love going to Disney World but even as a Florida Man the thought of going anytime in the summer is a big fat NOPE from me

My fiance just went to Epcot this past weekend for the bachelorette party and the majority of the daytime was cloudy with showers. Broke up by the evening though, enough so that they still did the fireworks. I def wouldn't spend the money to go during the summer, but she would lol

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[Mertron]

oh right i forgot about that, i should have said i came here to plow your fiancé

fucking missed opportunity

[Melena]

I've done Disneyworld in May, August, September, and January. Weather wise, I'd say the January trip was the best. I can somewhat deal with the humidity though. August trip I decided to be a masochist one day and hit up all four parks in one day.

[Mertron]

the last time i came was in august, never again

[Salodin]

oh right i forgot about that, i should have said i came here to plow your fiancé

fucking missed opportunity

And you call yourself a witty English professor

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[Demosthenes]

the last time i came was in august, never again

Giggity

[Mertron]

gottem

[Mertron]

wait

[NynJa]

the last time i came was in august, never again

I dont think thats healthy

[Mertron]

sorry i already gottem’d

[Milkster]

Sounds a little premature

[Anoat]

the last time i came was in august, never again

You mean you came in August Ames (rip)

That’s probably not better

[Xno Kappa]

If I won the lottery I’d probably retire to New Zealand.

[Demosthenes]

Straya for me maybe.

[Zealot]

Bruce Lee once said "I fear the man who has practiced one kick 10,000 times more than the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once."

Which made me think

What if Splinter had only taught the Ninja Turtles how to kick people in the dick?

[Rhyis.]

krang would have ruled the world

[Zealot]

Splinter taught them to aim for the dick
(Teenage Mutant dick-kicking Turtles)
Leo smashes balls, Donatello ruins testes
Raphael will crush your jewels
Michelangelo will straight up ruin dudes
When the evil Shredder attacks
These turtle boys
Kick him in the dick