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    Quote Originally Posted by kuronosan View Post
    Didn't realize adults wore something besides boxer briefs.
    i said what about breakfast at tiffanys and she said I think remember the film and if i recall we both kinda liked it and i said well that's one thing we got

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    Having to wear tighty whities in my adult life for boot camp was the worst 2 months of my life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AoE View Post
    Having to wear tighty whities in my adult life for boot camp was the worst 2 months of my life.
    Omg they even issue you underwear? And you don't get a preference choice? These poor vets man...

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    Yeah you basically have 0 control of your physical self. Boot camp is actually easy though in comparison to everything else you might do in the military.

    When people try to tell me they could never do boot camp because they couldn't handle getting yelled at it's laughable. Like they never directly yell at you unless you're doing something specifically to deserve being yelled at and in a RL work situation you best believe your ass was gonna get yelled at for fucking up something that might get someone killed.

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    imagine not being able to handle getting yelled at

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    we taught our baby to yell perhaps a bit too early

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    Quote Originally Posted by Roranora View Post
    we taught our baby to yell perhaps a bit too early
    There was no stopping it, I have learned that babies just love screaming, it's legit their favorite thing.

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    babies were definitely a mistake

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    My niece used to play a game where she would sit in a wing back chair and "hide," and when I wondered where she was she would jump up and scream in my face as loud as she could. She would never get bored of it.

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    Farriers can make deep into 6 figures

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    friends dad hit his head when he crashed his bike, woke up thinking its 1997 and has some substantial memory loss.

    shits wild, i imagine this is why people wear helmets

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    Bike or motorcycle?

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    unsure

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    Who's gonna explain 9/11 to him?

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    hes gotta go through y2k again first

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    We are coming up on the 20th anniversary of 9/11 so it will finally be funny according to south park’s rules

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    Guy Fieri is just Collin Farrell if he got fat

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    bro i will not tolerate any kind of guy fieri slander, im not sure if that was an insult but imma stop you right there

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    Guy Fieri is a national treasure and by all accounts a genuinely nice man. Please don't talk bad about him.

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    Not really a drag but you put some weight on Colin and you get Guy

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