I applaud both the reference and that you remembered to call him The
I applaud both the reference and that you remembered to call him The
Saw this post on Reddit:
https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comm...m_source=share
And felt really old cause we used to use the ones that plug into the antenna (coaxial) male on the back of the TV.
Took little man to a petting zoo this past weekend and holy shit were the emu’s and ostriches scary as shit feeding them on the drive through safari.
They can be nasty motherfuckers from what I've seen/heard.
Remember, the Emus won a war.
Emus and ostriches are mean as fuck when they don't like you. Intimidating when a bunch want the food you have too lol. Cute animals though, always a treat when I get to see one up close.
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On the safari at Disney World they told us after ostriches lay their eggs the handlers have to come in and remove them because the ostriches are so dumb. How dumb? They remove the eggs for their safety—ostriches are known to step on their own eggs and crush them. The zookeepers replace them with egg shell painted rocks and the ostriches continue to nest them none the wiser.
Birds are so fuckin stupid, fuck birds tbh
Well if birds aren't real how can they lay eggs, they were probably always rocks
I’ve never watched Star Trek: Lower Decks but I saw a random clip where I guess there is this conspiracy theorist character who was like “WOLF 359 WAS AN INSIDE JOB” and that got a hearty chuckle out of me.
My roof is leaking in my bedroom again and I can't fucking sleep because I'm hyper focused on the sound of the drip. I put a mortar pan under it so the drip is getting caught, but I can hear it even downstairs in the living room and it's all I can think about.
Jerking off on the roof of a NYC skyscraper and figuratively busting a nut all over the city is probably the most unique scene I’ve seen on television in a long time.
I might have a new addition to my bucket list.
Some people have kissing on the Eifel Tower on their bucket list, this is just the next natural progression really
Just stand on top of Freedom Tower and watch the new Spider-Man trailer.
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"I watched the new Spiderman trailer and I... jizzed... in... my... pants."