Random Thoughts

[Salodin]

Infinity pool on a mountain side, overlooking the beach. Breath taking...lol

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[NynJa]

Yall need jesus

[Xno Kappa]

In a foxhole during basic training is probably the weirdest place for me. Most romantic was definitely on a hiking trail with a view of Neuschwanstein castle at dusk.

[Day]

probably dentist office lobby after hours for me would be most random, was hooking up w this chick that was cleaning it lol

i would also sneak in this same chicks house at like 1am while her 3 kids were asleep, had to park down the street because she was only separated and neighbors couldnt see she was cheating on her husband

the husband was just out the army and probably could have killed me in my birkenstocks, he came up in the movie theater once and pulled us out to talk and i was like w/e bro, he also came up in toys r us where me and the chick worked huffn and puffn one day and the manager had to tell him to leave

real pinky moment



I was doin some life endangering shit for that one when i think back on it

[Salodin]

i would also sneak in this same chicks house at like 1am while her 3 kids were asleep, had to park down the street because she was only separated and neighbors couldnt see she was cheating on her husband

the husband was just out the army and probably could have killed me in my birkenstocks, he came up in the movie theater once and pulled us out to talk and i was like w/e bro, he also came up in toys r us where me and the chick worked huffn and puffn one day and the manager had to tell him to leave

real pinky moment



I was doin some life endangering shit for that one when i think back on it

Bruh you fucked a vets wife?

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[Melena]

Yall need jesus

[Xno Kappa]

Bruh you fucked a vets wife?

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I’m guessing you never met Jody?

[Salodin]

I’m guessing you never met Jody?

Is that the code name for the deployed vets wife?

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[Anoat]

The fact that home girl chose her coworker from Toys R Us instead of military husband confirmed Day is slanging

[archibaldcrane]

i would also sneak in this same chicks house at like 1am while her 3 kids were asleep

if you haven't tip-toed past a woman's sleeping 4 year old daughter to access the en suite bathroom where the baby oil is so you can fuck her mom in the ass have you really lived?

[Salodin]

if you haven't tip-toed past a woman's sleeping 4 year old daughter to access the en suite bathroom where the baby oil is so you can fuck her mom in the ass have you really lived?

For shame archi

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[Roranora]

my collective coitus report is lame and vanilla; i haven't fucked enough in this life

[Tokitoki]

Beach (can confirm sucks. Got bit by ants or some shit too), ocean, front stoop of apartment, back patio of apartment, deck of same apartment, parent's kitchen on Easter while cooking a roast with everyone 20' away in their rooms getting changed/ready, dorm rooms, park across from main gate of college, outside front door of resort unit (had people walk by three times), hiking trails, poolside in Mexico, cabana bed thing, outdoor shower, boardwalk bench, lifeguard stand, friend's bed, cousin's living room floor, parking lots. I don't think anything there counts as weird.

[Salodin]

Can confirm beach sex is overrated

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[Astylla]

Most random place y'all have done whoopie? Not necessarily craziest or dangerous, just most random.

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At a winery at night waiting for a ride back to the hotel. Basically started in the parking lot since I had a short skirt on but some idiot decided to shine headlights on us , so walked down a small path to this stone little "guard shack", finished just as the local shuttle drove up. Still one of my favorites.

Fucked on bf's work desk while I was on a call with someone else.

Apartment pool , hotel pool when drunk- hotel one actually got caught while I was being choked out and person asked if I was okay lol.

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[Salodin]

At a winery at night waiting for a ride back to the hotel. Basically started in the parking lot since I had a short skirt on but some idiot decided to shine headlights on us , so walked down a small path to this stone little "guard shack", finished just as the local shuttle drove up. Still one of my favorites.

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A winery fuck actually sounds great

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[Astylla]

Also done it at a wedding reception (was at the bride's parents house, we went to the other side of the house), Church parking lot, Best Buy parking lot, the zen garden/fountain at Hofstra University, the inside of a soccer goal, employee break room, student lounge at Bowdoin College, hot tub at a California Marriott, teacher's lounge at Skidmore, balcony of a friend's house, living room floor of a different friend's house... I've been wanting to do it at the park across the street from me but women in this age group are less adventurous it seems.

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I know you've got to be at least 10 years younger than me , ( just turned 43) so you're seeing the wrong women apparently lol.

Though to be fair I used to be paranoid about being caught but now I tend to initiate it more. To be fair I have both masochist and exhibionist tendencies though..

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[Dimmauk]

Its sad that we are all old and don't have crazy spontaneous sex anymore.

[AoE]

I follow the dude who threw his shoes at Bush and all he does is thank people who tag him about throwing his shoes at Bush. Lol

[Xno Kappa]

I follow the dude who threw his shoes at Bush and all he does is thank people who tag him about throwing his shoes at Bush. Lol

Lol